jesteinf wrote:Our last jaunt was to Sweet Maple Café (1339 W Taylor St, 312-243-8908; $2.75), where we got a pound of bacon that took me straight back to Cackalack. SMC’s cooks do bacon like carnies do funnel cake. They wouldn’t relinquish the recipe, but it’s gotta be cast iron and dry meat rub. It’s not a mindfuck—it’s a swinefuck. Also known as reverse angioplasty. Or just the pork that officially marked our greasy love affair as rekindled.
Can anyone translate this into English?
sure, here you go:
TOC Article: "...we got a pound of bacon that took me straight back to Cackalack."
English: "it was a large serving similar to the type served in the American South."
TOC Article: "SMC’s cooks do bacon like carnies do funnel cake."
English: "The bacon was deep fried and sprinkled with powdered sugar before being taken to a drive-in movie for a makeout session."
TOC Article: "It’s not a mindfuck—it’s a swinefuck."
English: "The makeout session went further than expected."
TOC Article: "Also known as reverse angioplasty."
English: "I held the bacon really close and tight, constricting blood flow and thereby causing my smoky, powdery lover a premature death.
TOC Article: "the pork that officially marked our greasy love affair..."
English: "I needed a shower before returning to run the merry-go-round"
...defended from strong temptations to social ambition by a still stronger taste for tripe and onions." Screwtape in
The Screwtape Letters by CS Lewis
Fuckerberg on Food