This weekend, the 'spouse and I suddenly found we had ourselves to ourselves for all of Saturday evening, the rarest of all occurrences in the world of parenting. We decided we would celebrate with, of course, food - non-Sparky friendly food. Food that required grownup attire; so, I got myself dolled up (though I couldn't help thinking of
that infamous comment by our fearless leader,) and off we went to
Quince at the Homestead, to try what we hoped was Evanston's finest dining experience.
And a very nice experience it was, I suppose. However, all the while we were eating, I kept wistfully thinking of other places where I
could have gone - sans lipstick. For instance, for an appetizer, the 'spouse ordered
suckling pig with pickled watermelon rind, BBQ strawberry caramel, spring radish-fennel “slaw.” We recieved a plate remeniscent of of
Point and Line to Plane, comprised of a big rectangular plane of slow-cooked, shredded, compressed, crisped pork, a large point of "slaw," and a line of strawberry puree dotted with strawberries. The first bite had me thinking "where did I have this, and what is it missing?" and then, suddenly, I realized: it's carnitas. Without lime, onion, and cilantro, though the unnecessarily bequoted "slaw" was helpful if insufficient in that regard. I found myself wistfully thinking of what could be had for $1.95 on Clark street. I had an asparagus soup with morel garnish that arrived as a nearly empty bowl with a little pile of (poached? rehydrated?) morels which then were doused with shocking green soup poured from a teapot. The morels were nearly flavorless, and the soup seemed to be pureed asparagus and very little else, my first thought was "baby food," but it grew on me as I made my way through the bowl. Still, it didn't justify the uncomfortable shoes.
When my Guinea Hen arrived, nicely de-boned into three diagonally placed rounds with accompanying half-baby-fingerling along a line comprised of sauce and ramps, I couldn't help but wistfully think of tearing (RIP) Cafe Suron's excellent quail off the bone with my fingers in my own kitchen wearing comfortable pajamas. (This dish, a nice little ballotine of hen with crispy skin tasting of lard, contained the one real misstep of the evening: the accompanying crawfish tails were just plain
nasty. I made the 'spouse eat one just to be sure - fishy, stringy and tough. Fortunately, they were only a garnish and I pushed them to the side.) Jason's
Flat Iron with
spring radish, fennel, lime, Jonah crab, chimichurri, three slices of rare steak over a little pile of crabmeat also served on the diagonal, just made me want to ditch the high heels and run, barefoot, up the street to Wiener and Still Champion for Gus's flavorful flatiron steak sandwich with its complex chunky sauce - all the oomph had been finessed right out of this finely pureed chimichurri, and the plating made me feel as though our grandmother had stopped in to the kitchen to make sure our meat was cut up for us. We did enjoy the dessert cheese selections, happily winding up with four choices instead of three due to a minor mishap corrected in our favor: a rich blue cheese accompanied with candied olives, Humboldt Fog with candied pistachios, a composite cheese that reminded me of a pecorino with almonds and maybe honey, and an aged Parmegiano Reggiano with a balsamic reduction and a pickled strawberry. The meal was interspersed with nearly invisible waiters filling our water glasses, replacing our silverware, whisking away plates with the greatest grace - which probably makes the average person feel comforted and taken care of, but it just makes me feel like a rube who can't keep the table clean and keeps dropping her fork on the floor. I left the meal with thinking that the very reasons other folks pay the upcharge in fine dining are the things I least enjoy at a restaurant.
After we escaped into the night, Jason leaned over and whispered "next time, let's go back to Mado." I agreed wholeheartedly - I prefer to
eat off a pig than feel like one.
Quince at the Homestead
1625 Hinman Ave
(between Church St & Davis St)
Evanston, IL 60201
(847) 570-8400
http://www.quincerestaurant.net