Pie in the Sky for the Fourth of JulySo, this Fourth was kind of a bust: drizzly and rainy all day, Dad was on shift but not in the parade, and Sparky and I were stuck home like the two kids in the Cat in the Hat. I figured the best way around "nothing to do, too wet to play" syndrome was to fire up the 'ol oven and show Sparky's baking chops to Grammy and Grandad who happened by almost as suddenly as a certain feline. We planned on having a picnic at the beach during the fireworks, as we do every year, and I wanted a dessert that was somewhat patriotic, could hold up to travel, and be eaten with sandy fingers...and suddenly thought "hand pies!" (so sorry, I don't have pics, but Sparky was so proud of his work that he insisted I post this after the fact; the pics are from round two)
Fortunately for us, I'd hit the farmers' market that week, and we had a quart of sour cherries and a pint of blueberries, so I knew we were halfway there. I set Sparky to pitting the cherries with a very specialized tool:
an unbent paper clip (that I now find is not a cool Alton Brown trick, but a
Martha Stewart one) An eight-year-old and his Mom can pit a quart of cherries with this very specialized piece of equipment (insert, twist, pull) in just under half an hour. Some of the cherries are lovely and whole, and some of them got squished, but in pie, as in life, nothing is perfect, but instead is sweet and sour and sticky all at once.
I then found a pastry recipe that I would marry if I could. Yes. I
love this pastry recipe and plan to use it until all the butter in the universe runs out, thank you
Smitten Kitchen. I didn't know that I loved it when I started, but I thought I'd challenge Sparky's math skills and doubled it - and doubling, perhaps tripling will be SOP for this recipe from now on. So the recipe went something like this:
"What's two times 2 1/2 cups of flour?" "Um, four? Um, three? Um..." "Well, what's two times two?" "Four!" "And what's two halves?" "One! Oh, Five!" And then the child measured out five cups of flour into the bowl without being asked, carefully scraping the top of the measure with a knife three or four times so that not one iota more than five cups went in.
"Two times 1/2 teaspoon of salt?" (eye roll) "One teaspoon, Mom." in it went.
"Two times sixteen tablespoons of butter?" (mumbled to the tune of "inchworm") "
Two and two are four, four and four are eight, eight and eight are sixteen, sixteen and sixteen are THIRTY-TWO!" "And if that's two sticks of butter, how many sticks do we need" (BIG eye roll, since I just made him do twice the math for no reason) "Four, Mom!"
"And twice 1/2 cup of sour cream?" "One cup!"
"Four teaspoons of lemon juice?" "Eight!" "And if there's three teaspoons in a tablespoon?" (groan) "Um...one, two, three - that's one; four, five, six, that's two, seven, eight...there's not enough for another one?" "Right, so two tablespoons and two teaspoons, right?" "What-ever."
"Last is 1/2 cup of ice water...so that's 1 cup, right?"
So I set Sparky to grating the four sticks of butter in the food processor, which he did with minimal help from me, and then he dumped them into the carefully measured dry ingredients and stirred them around with a spatula until the lumps of butter were evenly distributed. I then mixed all the wet ingredients and Sparky folded them in slowly until we had a slightly sticky dough - we wound up using all the wet, but YMMV. Then we stuck the dough in the fridge while we worked on the filling, based on
this recipe. Sparky's head was about to explode from all the thinking, so I mixed it up on my own:
1 (8 oz) pkg cream cheese, at room temperature
1/4 cup plus 2 tablespoons sugar
2 tablespoons fresh lemon juice
1 tablespoon grated lemon zest
2 eggs (divided)
1 pint fresh blueberries (and I added about 1/2 quart of the cherries which had been macerating in about 1/3 cup of sugar)
So, everything but the blueberries went into the mixer and got whipped into a liquid (in future, I will whip everything but the cheese and then mix that in so that it's not so homogenous; I think small lumps of cream cheese would improve this recipe) Then the fruit is carefully folded in (you want to keep the custard as white as possible) and the whole thing goes into the freezer until it's firm (another step I will try next time; it's very difficult to work with a liquid filling in a hand pie.)
Our first set of hand pies were simple turnovers: we rolled out the dough to 1/8" thick, cut it into squares, tried filling and sealing them into triangles and ended up with pie juice everywhere. Fortunately, I happen to have a set of
turnover molds which turned out to be quite useful, so here's how the remaining hand pies worked (pictured is the smallest mold, but the pies worked best with the medium-size one) I also found that it was helpful to cut the dough slightly larger than the mold's cutter. Note: chilling this dough is vital to the success of the recipe - put your scraps in the freezer before you roll them out again.
So, for the next round, we rolled out the dough 1/8" thick, cut it slightly larger than the mold, and put the resulting circle of dough on top of the mold.

The edges were painted with egg wash,

and then we added just enough filling to fill the well. (This took quite a bit of practice)

Make sure you close the mold firmly (you may want to re-crimp the edges even more firmly)

and then egg wash the outside and sprinkle with sugar (I didn't have sanding sugar, regular worked just fine) Poke a few vent holes in the top. Place on a parchment-covered baking sheet and bake in a 350 degree oven until golden brown, about 20 minutes.
The resultant golden-brown pie will have puffed so much that your crimp will be almost invisible. If you're lucky, you will have a red, white and purpley-blue filling, depending on how stained your cream cheese mixture became. Another lucky find: you can prep these hand-pies right up to the point they go in the oven, and then freeze them on a baking sheet and toss them in a ziploc, to be baked at your leisure at 450 for about 15 minutes. Enjoy!



Did I mention I would marry this pastry dough if I could?