I'm just not a fast-food guy. Not even as a "guilty" pleasure. It just doesn't do anything for me. I like McD's fries, but I like others as well or better. And the additive list is pretty horrifying. Their Sweet Tea ain't bad and great value for a buck. And that's about it for me.
But all the hype and buzz around the new burgers got me interested, so I ventured over to the Presidential Towers outlet and ordered me up one, just to see.
The line moved along, and up came my swiss/mush. version within 2-3 min.
First impressions were that unlike most of its kind, it felt like something in my hand. Even the multi-patty monsters, tricked out and dripping as they are with the burger equivalent of tacky costume jewelry, lack a certain density of hand-feel, that a real burger, this one included, has when you pick it up.
I like the McD's bun pretty well. Soft without disintegrating, and with the new burger, the bun-to-meat ratio seems very good.
Aroma was good. I could actually smell mushrooms.
Visually, it was neat without being too neat. Neat enough to hold, but not so neat as to suggest the factory assembly line. And the cheese was nicely melted, not just a barely warm slice lying uselessly on top of the structure.
So far so good.
First bite. I was wondering, as my jaws came together, does ketchup come standard on this model, because there's none in the bag. Is there a tomato slice? We'll see. Nice...tastes like beef, cheese, mushroom...but wait--- what the?!
Mayo!!!
I thought it was just the well-melted swiss, but no, it's about a half a cup of mayo!!!
No one asked me if I wanted mayo. It doesn't mention mayo on the sign. It's not visible in the picture at the store. Wha---??
I considered just perservering, but I couldn't do it. I had to pop the hood, open her up and get in there. No easy task what with all the mushroom slices sitting on top and the melted cheese. But I dug in and cleaned her up as best I could.
Shaken, I resumed.
I looked at the cardbaoard box, embellished with soft-core food porn around the perimeter like an ancient tomb. Mushroom, pickles, lettuce, onion, bacon...all the distingiushing features of the 3 varieties were represented, but no jar of mayo.
In the end, probably as good a $4 burger as you're likely to get outside of some great, obcsure, family-run grill somewhere, or a happy-hour special at a high-end place.
But the unannounced mayo really threw me. Is that some kind of standard in 21st century America and I never noticed? I mean, McD's does not go out on a taste limb. Do BK and Wendy's also do it? I'm just wondering.
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