Every few years we try Chalkboard again. A Friday or so ago we made our tri-annual visit, drawn in by the fact that it's a small independent restaurant, they have an interesting menu, and we were able to get seated at the last table, when everywhere else in Lincoln Square was packed to the gills. This, propped up by our failing memories of past dinners, was enough to get us in the door, but the experience may save us from future visits.
The evening started off well enough with some warm baked biscuits. Then we had arugula salads, which we disagreed on. My wife liked it, but I thought it was just ok. The dressing was a little on the tart side, with little to balance the citrus, and the "brioche croutons" seemed like small squares of toasted white bread. Nothing bad, just not special.
The problems arrived with the main course. I had a fish, which was supposed to be seared, but seemed steamed (the skin was flaccid and there were no sear marks), served on black lentils, which were not quite al dente. I like a little bit of firmness to beans and lentils, but these bordered on crunchy. It wasn't terrible, but it wasn't very good either.
My wife got something called the pork "hot pocket." Really, with a name like that she probably should have known better, but the description -- house made pulled pork with puff pastry -- sounded appealing. The dish turned out even worse than the name implied. There were two layers of undercooked, pale puff pastry, the bottom one wet from the meat, with about three quarters of a cup of pulled pork in a sauce. I didn't try it, but could see the 3 inch square piece of unrendered fat which comprised a quarter of the portion of meat. She couldn't handle more than a bite of the dish.
We also got a side of mac and cheese, which was pretty good. I wouldn't go back just to order it (I prefer backed mac and cheese and this was in a loose sauce), but it more than filled us up. We were lucky it did because after receiving our entrees we didn't see our server for more than a half hour, despite some somewhat aggressive attempts at getting his attention. Really, it wasn't his fault, because with only two waiters serving the entire room, it was really short staffed. When he did arrive, he was kind enough not to charge for the pork, but didn't apologize (which goes a long way), or ask how my meal was.
Given that it isn't a cheap dinner, I just expect more in terms of service and food. Overall, it resulted in a frustrating evening. We live near Chalkboard so I really wish I liked it more, but have consistently left disappointed.