I attended the L2O dinner last night with Dutch Muse. There is a small but critical difference here. Sometimes diners at the very top gastronomic restaurants will tell their captain, "have the chef cook for us." This means that they wish to be served those dishes that the chef feels are his pride and/or those that he is currently working on. This says put aside the number of dishes on the tasting menu and put aside the price, but do your very, very best as an artist. Some chefs may prefer not to do this (although the top chefs know what the request means and typically will treat it as a challenge) and in that case diners should be told so that they can create their own menu. This was to be a special dinner that involved a national evaluation of L2O and the staff knew who was dining (not that "I" counted for much). However, for many of the courses, we were served three separate dishes, even after telling the captain that we weren't going to share (we were a melange, but not a melange a trois!). So, the captain selected dishes for each of us: far better would have been to have had 21 courses with smaller portions or, again, to let us decide.
But the problem was deeper. I have come to the conclusion that Lauren Gras might make a marvelous Chef de Cuisine, but not a Managing Chef. The chef should be the face of the restaurant. As Dutch Muse points out we were told again and again that the chef was "focused" on his line cooking. But what would happen to the restaurant should he ever stub his toe and needs to lie in bed. A kitchen should not require the continual attention of the chef, neither should the stove; the kitchen should hum on its own. Granted, chefs differ in how much time they enjoy being in the front of the house, but this was a case in which a brief visit - a little smoozing - would have solved everything. However, even though we were the final diners in the restaurant, Chef Gras did not appear. We were told that he was "focused" on cleaning the kitchen. Does he exist? Yes, because apparently even when friends appear, Gras does not appear or even invite them into the kitchen. Chef Gras produces some brilliant, ethereal dishes, but the management of the restaurant is a let-down and some of the dishes (such as the salt cod pudding or some overly chilled sashimi and slightly overcooked fish) require a head chef who is tasting what leaves the kitchen. The champagne-poached buttery char looked delicious and was lusciously prepared, but it needed something to cut the unctuous pool of butter. At the least, the restaurant needs a strong general manager who can make up for a chef who dreams of being a line cook.
There were some fantastic dishes - the diver scallops with blueberries, sorrell and earl gray sauce was astonishing and the medley of lobster with tarragon gelee, as was Dutch Muse's cotton candy foie gras. The pair of amuses were impressive as was the palate cleanser. At times the quality of the dishes can compare to the very best anywhere, but my experiences at L2O have not persuaded me that the restaurant is meeting its own expectations.
Diver Scallops with Blueberries

Champagne-poached buttery Arctic Char with Chantrelles and Zucchini

Lobster Medley with Tarragon Gelee
Toast, as every breakfaster knows, isn't really about the quality of the bread or how it's sliced or even the toaster. For man cannot live by toast alone. It's all about the butter. -- Adam Gopnik