Stopped in last night. Stuck to appetizers, which seemed light compared to many of the heavy sounding entrees.
Our server was…gosh….just so charming. Like that Spanish guy in Vicky Cristina Barcelona. He offered me a beer, and I found myself wanting to cup his face in my hands and take him away from all this. I turned to my fiancée to see her lost in his ponytail. Before the three of us do something we will regret, I snap open my menu and blurt out the first thing I see:
”TILAPIO TACO PLEES!”
It was enough to break the spell. He nods with approval and withdraws with the grace of a Spanish Antelope.
Our beers arrive. Most beer is $4.55. Just thought I'd mention that.
The place was pretty empty, so when a gaggle of loud old bags settles in next to us, their presence is overwhelming.
Cackling and whooping as if they left their hearing aids at home, they comment on everything from the bartender’s hat to the size of their table. A pack of angry geese being slaughtered by a hesitant, one-armed butcher would be less disruptive. Their words were sharp and they hurt my face. I saw my waiter glide over to them and their honking quiets into the flirty coos of a horny mourning dove.
I didn’t hear what they ordered, but it was a lot. My waiter addresses them with gracious charm. I overheard bits of his abridged history of the location, which went back further than when Rustico took over. He politely corrected their harsh, almost evil sounding “RUS-TICK-OH” with a buttery: “Rooosticoh”.
Our first two small plates arrive.
Tilapia Tacos:Balanced. You’ve had these before and all I can say is these hit the mark. Nothing special, just solid. And at $6 for two? Incredible. Shit…Zacatecas charges $2.25 each.
Sweet Corn Tamales: $6 again. Two small, but wonderful tamales. Surprisingly sweet and light. The masa (maybe not even masa) was like poundcake. Sweet corn sprinkled over it added texture and more sweetness. A creamy poblano sauce finished it. Wonderful.
Still hungry, we order a few more Modelos, and a few more plates.
Sopes: I’ve had a lot of sopes, and while they always sound good, I am almost always disappointed. The common issue is the “bowl” is dry, and the filling is dry and they remain distinct. One was shredded chicken in dark mole, the other mushroom in a red salsa. Neither was very good. $7.50
Chile Relleno Escabeche: A big red ancho that had the thin, cracked skin of being dried then rehydrated. Stuffed with chorizo and potatoes, but neither flavor was detectable over the vinegar. Served cold, this was an unfortunate way to end our meal. $7.50
Question! House margarita is $5.50, but Rustico margarita is $9. I understand the tequila upgrade, but isn’t Rustico the house?
Overall a nice evening and glad to have this lovely room back in service. I’m looking forward to working through the dinner menu soon. Also they are going to start serving brunch.