Enjoy the surreal moment of the week and watch Bill Kurtis emcee a wing-eating contest at Jake Melnick’s Corner Tap (41 E. Superior St.; 312-266-0400) on November 5th at 6 p.m. Competitors will eat insanely hot Bhut Jolokia wings; $2 Miller Lite drafts and firefighters will be on hand. The contest is a fundraiser for the Chicago Fire Department’s Fill the Boot/Wives and Orphans fund.