Like the Oscars or the mayoral race, the Chicago magazine 20 Best New Restaurants issue occasions an excitement which is quickly dampened by the highly predictable reality. The fact is, it remains fairly difficult to open a fine dining restaurant above a certain price point, especially in certain designated-trendy parts of town, and not wind up on this list. Thus Le Lan, which I have yet to meet a real person who really likes, appears on the list like clockwork, assured not merely a spot but the title of
best new restaurant in town, because of the long-endorsed names attached (Arun and Roland Liccioni).
Worse yet, at least from the predictability angle, is the fact that when you get to the Dish column in the back, many of the same places show up on a "Hot List" of "10 hip places everyone's talking about." We are trapped in spirals within spirals by this point-- Dish's Hot List says everyone's talking about Scylla and Hot Chocolate because Chicago Mag's 20 Best New Restaurants is talking about Scylla and Hot Chocolate. Two of the three sushi places on the 20 Best were in last month's or the month before's 20 Top Places for Sushi article, and sure enough two of them make the Hot List as well-- everyone who talks about what's in Chicago magazine is talking about it!
None of which, of course, says that many of these places are not very good, and indeed worthy of being talked about for more than just being talked about. But even so, I ended the list with an "ennnh," because the restaurants just seem cut from such a sameness of cloth. This is undoubtedly slightly unfair-- Green Zebra, which one is surprised to find still qualifies as new, is a genuine innovator for one. (On the other hand, give Chi-mag credit for actually waiting for Alinea to open before crowning it, unlike at least one publication.) But amid all the global Asian-influenced bistro food, one searches hard for a place that isn't making little squares of nori-wrapped squid and celery root tapenade ravioli in the middle of big plates, and when one finds it, it's this:
Chicago Mag wrote:De Cero Randolph Street's modern taqueria-- the brainchild of Sushi Wabi's owners--
Which is where, suddenly, I no longer had the power to keep reading. The best new Mexican restaurant in Chicago is the offshoot of an aggressively trendy sushi bar? Yes, and with Saul Bellow's death, the most important thinker in Chicago is Oprah. (Yeah, I know he lived in Boston the last 15 years of his life. Can it.) I'm not saying Chicago mag has an obligation to be like LTHForum and put the dingiest holes in the wall on the list. Their beat is upscale food, mostly, and they cover it pretty well. But this is the city of Bayless and Bahena, and however well-crafted "Jill Rosenthal-Barron's... savvy mix of regional Mexican flavors" may be, tacos with sauteed salmon and cilantro and pesto are a step backward, not forward, into the sort of regression-to-the-mean international cuisine that keeps the hipsters coming to Randolph Street-- and terrified to step one foot beyond it. After all, venture beyond The Bubble and the Mexican food might actually contain scary things like pork and lard, not safe, traditional ingredients like salmon and bok choy. One can only imagine the hours at the gym it would take to work that off.
(Of course, anticipating that a devastating critique like this would appear on a hugely influential chat board and reach dozens, the list does include one actual hole in the wall, sort of. Can you guess it? It's Indie Cafe, the sushi-Thai fusion global bistro in Edgewater, already raved about by Laura Levy Shatkin in the Reader-- and, indeed, a place everyone's talking about. Dish's Hot List says so!)
I don't doubt that I'll end up trying many of these places; and liking some. What's happening at the high end joints is an important part of the local scene, after all, and it's not exactly Chicago mag's fault if some years the crop is a bit on the safe, same-ish side (though it is their fault if a fantastic, basically new restaurant, Avenues under Bowles, can't make it on a technicality because Avenues* existed before with a different concept, something which is also basically true of a couple of the "new" restaurants that did make the list, such as Trio Atelier). But I could stand to see a little more skepticism about the uniform fabulousness of some of these places-- I've had enough deeply mediocre Italian food from Lettuce Entertain You, for instance, that no matter how good Osteria Via Stato may be at the moment (as newly opened LEYE places usually are), I couldn't gush about them without recalling a history that includes Avanzare being allowed to fall to ruin toward its end and genuinely rank seafood at Tucci Benucch which was removed from the ticket only with obvious doubts that I had ever eaten anything more aquatic than Mrs. Paul's Fish Sticks. I wish these new places, full of promise and hope, well, but I wonder, by year's end, how many will really seem among the 20 best new culinary experiences to be had in this town-- and how many will blur together into an indistinguishable parade of tall, square, trendy food. 20 best new restaurants? Prove it to me.
Le Lan
Green Zebra
Les Deux Autres (Glen Ellyn)
De Cero
JP Chicago
Indie Cafe
Kaze Sushi
Miramar Bistro (Highwood)
Prairie Grass Cafe (Northbrook)
Scylla
Vie (Western Springs)
Hot Chocolate
Osteria Via Stato
Tsuki
Trio Atelier
X/O
Bistro Maisonette (Bloomingdale)
Thyme Cafe
Acqualina
Charlie's on Leavitt
* Though it's not like Avenues hasn't had its moment in the Chicago mag limelight, of course. Incidentally, one odd thing I learned from this article: Best New Chef Paul Virant of Vie could be the brother of Avenues sommelier Aaron Elliott.