Over the last 5 years, I've championed Tony Hu and his fledgling Lao restaurant empire. My go to and send to. Since summer, I've noticed a decline both in food and service in the two Lao's I patronize most, Sze Chuan and Bejing.
This summer, an important client was less than thrilled with numerous service glitches that I made light of trying to explain it away as cultural differences. He was right though, they were unacceptable which proves my long held theory that people will accept lesser food than service. We'd been to Khan and TAC with excellent results, so it's not like this guy couldn't hang. But it was appalling what we endured. So irritating it was near comical with a left turn at Fawlty Towers, on which we remarked.
A few weeks ago at Lao Bejing, SteveZ and I had a miserable meal. 4 out of 4 dishes were not up to par, besides which service was abysmal. We left most untouched and asked for the check after nearly 90 minutes. The waiter that had befriended me over my many visits was so mortified that he took 20% off and apologized. Truthfully it wasn't worth a penny and was sorry I didn’t say as much. I’d give it a 3. I promptly Kuhdo’d and even that sucked.
Clearly, the food gods were toying with me and it was not to be.
A word. To me, a bad meal is a wasted opportunity. I’ll never get it back and am well aware of the potential heights it could’ve soared to. When endured, I literally pout like a child while it harshes my mellow.
Yesterday I went for lunch with someone that had put the Lao restaurant group on moratorium. This was their first visit back since this summer when at a large private party he'd arranged upstairs, he had what he considered to be a deal breaking issue between himself as the ersatz manager/host who added a tip onto his bill for himself, in front of him.
The return to Sze Chuan was less than triumphant.
Starters were fine. Cabbage and then beef with maw. 2 out of 3 entrees were unacceptable. Ma Po Tofu with $2 pork had a major problem with the pork. It was dry, crisp and cold. When we pointed it out, we were told that all of the pork was pre cooked and would be the same. Hard to believe but that's what we were told. When questioned further, they stood by that. I’ve had this dish 50 times without exaggeration. This was a disgrace to Ma Po’s gone by. We opted for tea smoked duck, which was terrible. Dry as the Gobi and void of flavor. Chix crack was a 5 at best.
I feel as if someone died in my family. How many great meals had I had there and now, how long am I expected to endure less than adequate? I'm well aware of chefs expanding and losing focus, it's the bane of the industry. 100% divided by 3 or 4 properties, somethings going to give and is quite obvious something has.
The less I see Tony, the more inconsistent the food and service has become. His manager at Lao Sze Chuan is ineffective, standing on the side during each of these instances, never getting involved, never making it right and in fact, the very reason behind one of the problems.
What to do? If I’d seen Tony I’d have told him, but it’s been months. I used to see him a couple times a week. If you know me at all you know I’m not shy. My principles say done but suspect my appitite won’t follow. With it’s new hit or miss status, the honeymoon is over. Sad indeed.
Tony, if you read this: Your team in place in your absence is not doing you justice. They do not have your back and it would be wise to reconsider your options, starting with your presence. Your restaurants will not run on autopilot. I understand the need to expand and to groom talent for other projects, but not before a team is in place that produces your food and service seamlessly.
I know this is a board favorite/sacred cow and we can all point to stellar meals here. I also know they’re fewer and far between and that inconsistency kills restaurants.
Thoughts?
"In pursuit of joys untasted"
from Giuseppe Verdi's La Traviata