After attending the Knob Creek-sponsored bourbon tasting/repeal party at
Faith & Whiskey, one of my friends suggested heading over to
Bird's Nest for some top-notch wings. I suggested the possibility of checking out a very new (they told us they'd opened that Monday) place whose name I'd seen
mentioned very, very briefly, but had read some
PR-type releases and
a very preliminary review that made it sound interesting. As the rest of the experience will reveal, it came as no surprise that I heard things like "way to go, dude", "we could've had awesome wings", and "you owe us a round" a few times during & after dinner.
The room itself is very cozy and warm, with a comfortable amount of space between tables, which seems to be a rarity these days. We walked in around 9:15pm and were told that it would only be 5-10 minutes' wait for a four-top - this wasn't too surprising, as it looked like most of the tables were finishing up their entrees or waiting for their checks. We were directed to the small-but-well-stocked bar and had draft Schlitzes, and true to their word, our table was ready just a minute or two after we got our beers. Our server was great - friendly, funny, and unhesitant about making recommendations (upon request) and answering questions. He walked us through
the menu, we ordered everything up front (four starters, four entrees, one side), and thought we were off and running. Unfortunately, this is where the train went off the tracks.
About half an hour after ordering, we started commenting on how long they were taking to bring out our starters (we all ordered the poutine from the "Crocks" section). 10 minutes after that, we asked our server what the deal was. Five minutes later, our poutines arrived: warm (barely above room temp) fries topped with small, hard, cold-from-the-refrigerator cheese bits (no self-respecting Wisconsinite or Quebecois would qualify these sad, tiny bits as proper "curds") on a plate, with a ramekin of lukewarm (not remotely hot enough to warm the cold cheese even a little) brown gravy. The fries were decent (though I bet they were awesome when they first came out of the fryer), the gravy tasted exactly right, and the cheese tasted fine. If served piping hot, this could have been some kickass poutine that would have held its own against some of the awesome (Peel Pub, La Quebecoise) and not-so-awesome-but-damn satisfying (La Belle Provence, LaFleur) poutines I enjoyed in Montreal. Instead, it was a goddamned travesty. On a side note, why the hell did the poutine appear under the "Crocks" section if it was served on a normal plate? Why tease me with images of hot, molten goodness, like french onion soup gratinée only with fries & gravy & cheese, then give me a cold plate of cold disappointment?
We were starving and polished off our small, unsatisfying non-poutines within 5 minutes, and after 10 minutes were wondering what the hold-up was with our entrees. 10 minutes after that, we asked our server what the deal was. 10 minutes after that, we asked for the manager and expressed our displeasure. The owner came and apologized for the wait, invited us to tour the kitchen to meet the BOH staff after our meal, and comped us a round of Schlitzes (to be fair, he offered us anything we wanted, we were just really digging the Schlitz at the time). Within 5 minutes, our entrees finally appeared...it was around 11:15pm at this point.
I had the choucroute, which was nice...decent house-made bratwurst, good fatty bacon, decent (though slightly not assertive enough for my tastes) sauerkraut. If not for the kitchen timing snafus, I probably would've been reasonably happy with this dish.
Our side of Anson Mills grits, however, was fantastic. I wished I'd ordered this for myself, rather than to share.
During our tour of the kitchen, we were introduced to the chef, who (along with the owner) apologized profusely for the delays, and asked me what I thought of the food itself. I mentioned my unhappiness with the poutine, and was told that the poutine was exactly as he'd envisioned it. I asked if lukewarm gravy & fries were a part of that vision; he conceded that they were not.
For around $30 per person (not counting tip), a starter, hearty entree, shared side & beer isn't bad at all. Also, the staff seemed very friendly, and readily admitted that they screwed up, which I appreciate. I don't think a return visit is out of the question, but I can definitely see myself waiting a month or so to let them to work out the kinks.
On the plus side, we did make it back to Faith & Whiskey just in time for the 12:30am burlesque show