I love my freezer. When you shop for groceries like we do, a freezer is a necessity. If there is a good sale on widgets, I might by one widget. If there is a great sale, I might by three. When there is a flippin phenomenal sale, I buy them all, and put em in the freezer. Sometimes my widget might be a boneless skinless thigh, sometimes it might be popsicles, sometimes, it's choice top sirloin. I love being able to store my widgets long term when the price is too good to pass up. Sometimes, however, I buy a few too many widgets.
I planned on defrosting this thing probably three years ago, but life happened. A complete gut kitchen remodel here, a new son there, before you know it, where does the time go? Anyway, Ginger Zee told me that Saturday it would be around 36 degrees all day long (LIAR!!!!!!) so, I sucked it up, and dove in, figuring I could just put the stuff outside the side door in coolers while the old girl warmed up a bit. The only casualty was a half gallon of sugar free ice cream, so I won't complain too much about Ginger being a liar. The camera was charged, so I thought it would be fun to take a few snaps of what I found...
Here she is - really not that old, maybe six years:

I'll spare you the before picture of how things were stuffed in there, but just know that after the door being left open a crack overnight a few times over the past few years, the top shelf looked like this after removing the contents:

Oh look, I KNEW I had some more skirt steak!

Looks a little freezer burned, but maybe I'll thaw it out, cut off the bad parts, and then, um, wait...WHAT does the date say???

Buried in the ruins, a lone croissant that's 4 years old if it's a day:

That bucket of pre-made tamale masa I found at Jewel on sale for 2.99 in '07 that I could just never bring myself to use. (If you're gonna make em, why not make the masa from scratch??)

Ever been to an Eli's Factory "dock sale?" These 5 inch cheesecakes were 1.00 each. I bought like 10 of them (along with plenty of other other cheesecakes.) I overdid the whole cheesecake thing. Don't think I've even had any cheesecake since I bought all those. Probably '07. I found another one on a diff shelf bringing the toll to three of these:

Honestly, I'm pretty sure I bought this sheet of chow fun noodles from the International Mart thing that used to be on I-55 and Pulaski. I bought two, used one right away, and figured I'd see how the other pkg would freeze. They just got lost in the fray. LOL - When did that place close?

Did you guys know that popsicles are not packaged to last for three years? I took one out, and it was shriveled up, I bit into it, it was not even cold. I think all of the moisture had seeped out, and I was just left with the chemical binding agents.

Love how the Yooper butchers label their cuts of venison:



This pie has to be 4 years old, and I didn't even open it to look at it:
All in all, there was surprisinlgy not too much to throw away. In the past few years, I've gotten much more diligent in my method of getting things ready for long term storage (vaccum sealing, proper packaging, etc.) It wasn't all old, freezer burned stuff at all. In fact, I'd say 90% of everything looked great. I stuck it outside in coolers, and let the freezer drip dry for the better part of the day:

The end result? A happy, semi-organized freezer!!

Tee, hee -
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Maybe this will inspire the other procrastinators out there. Do it while mother nature provides you with some help outside. It's gonna be 85 degrees and humid before you know it!!
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