In a strip mall down the street from me is a liquor store run by the nicest family, Indian, I think. They are friendly to me and greet me warmly and make conversation with me and, though they don't usually hand out receipts, they do usually round my purchase down to the nearest dollar. There's a support-the-mom-and-pop part of me that makes me feel this is where I should go to pick up a bottle of wine rather than at one of the grocery stores nearby. Their prices are generally higher than at the grocery stores, but the support-the-mom-and-pop impulse usually says that's okay. The are nice people and I would like to see them stay in the neighborhood. The best prices and selection around here happen to be not at the grocery stores but at Di Carlo's on Route 60, which is my first choice for both reasons, but a bit farther a drive.
Here's the thing, though, that's starting to bother me about the mom-and-pop place. (Really it's Pop and his brother and his nephew, far as I can tell, no Mom in the picture). The last thing I purchased was bottle of wine labelled chardonnay, but the liquid inside of it was a dark brown and tasted somewhere between sherry and yuck. I had to pour it out. The purchase before that involved a cork that broke halfway through removal; the one before that a cork that crumbled and fell into the bottle. Sometime in the last year I also recall buying a bottle of wine in which the cork was sunk a half inch or so below the rim of the glass, and a bottle that had the foil wrapping loose around the neck (now that's something I should have noticed before I left the store).
I'm starting to wonder, is there some sort of wine and liquor rejects outlet that sells bottles that grocery stores and more reputable liquor stores won't buy? And if so, should I be equally suspect of sales and the product in general at similarly small strip mall liquor stores?
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