
Walking in, I spotted a cop – very big guy, bullet head, bullet-proof vest, multiple weapons and other incapacitating and death-dealing tools on his utility belt, serious -- wiping his mouth and finishing his order.
ME [bolder than usual]: What’d you have?
COP: Beef.
ME: Italian beef?
COP [very sincere]: Yeah, they got great Italian beef here. You should try it.
As a rather strong Johnnie’s partisan, I waited for the cop to leave before ordering, as I didn’t want to spurn his advice so immediately and obviously (had nothing to do with his threatening cop-like appearance: I’d show any regular Joe the same respect). Then he came back in to give a little girl customer a Bellwood Police Dept. tattoo – the guys behind the counter shouted that they wanted tattoos, too, which made all of us join in a communal chuckle that these much older guys wanted the same arm decorations as the kid. I liked this place. It was friendly and the customers seemed enthusiastic.
CUSTOMER: I came all the way from Texas for these hot dogs!
COUNTERMAN [slight Mexican accent]: Oh yeah? I came all the way from Mexico. [again, an appreciative line of customers shares a laugh]
The “special” on the menu was a double hot dog, which didn’t appeal, tamales and other predictable stuff. I went with the Sloppy Joe, with fries and large RC, all under $5, a good deal.
I like Sloppy Joes. And I hardly ever have them. For some reason, I don’t believe Carolyn has ever made them. The Sloppy Joe at Mickey’s was everything I could have hoped for: meaty, slightly sweet (paired well with RC), sloppy as hell.

About half-way through, however, I realized that this sandwich might be improved by layering some of my fries on top of the burgundy-colored meat mess, which I did, to excellent result: the blander and salty fries balanced the sweetness of the sauce, absorbed the greasiness, and most importantly, imparted an excellent crunch to the sandwich.
Using fries as a condiment will now be a common practice for me, as it is in the Middle East and Lyon.
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