So I saw a
story at Reason, the libertarian site, about a cop who got fired for hassling the staff at a KFC:
“He ordered some chicken that we didn’t have available at that moment,” during a July visit, said Tavi Padilla, the restaurant manager on duty at the time at a Williams KFC/Taco Bell.
Another manager offered another type of chicken and a voucher for a free meal later during the July 9 visit. But Graham wanted his money back, which is against store policy, according to Padilla.
“He told me, ‘Look, fat a--, I don’t want to talk. Just give me my money or I’m taking you to jail. Do you know who I am?’” Padilla told other Williams police officers via a written statement.
But even Reason readers, predisposed to groove on police abuse stories, zero in on the other alleged injustice in this story: will KFC really take your money, tell you they don't have any thighs or breasts or whatever you asked for, and
refuse to give it back but instead give you some bulls&*t voucher for a future visit?
I mean, would anybody else do this? Would you stand for it if McD's didn't have Big Macs but offered you a double cheeseburger instead and a frickin' coupon?* I realize that chicken is somewhat more fungible than completely different styles of burgers, but it's my right as a customer to want what I actually frickin' asked for and paid for, there's a reasonably good case for fraud here, they take your money for one thing and then tell you you
have to take another. And it's such obviously bad customer relations, even for Pepsico or whatever they call it these days, I have a hard time believing that they really do this nationwide, maybe at one franchisee. Has anyone encountered this?
* I can recall at least one occasion at McD's many years ago where I tried to grab something quickly on the way to work, they bungled it and wanted me to wait six minutes, and when I refused, they refunded my money immediately without the slightest hesitation. Seems the only way to handle it to me.