The wife and I just got back from a trip to Disney World. There were plenty of highs and lows foodwise. Generally I found that almost all of the food was scientifically developed to appeal to the dead center of the bell curve (in a Cheesecake Factory/Grand Lux Cafe sort of way). There were a few standout items, and one restaurant that was quite good in it's own right (not just as a Disney restaurant). The highlights below are adapted from a series of posts on Twitter that I wrote while on the trip:
Highlights:
House pickled vegetables at Portobello (Downtown Disney). Portobello is a pretty standard Italian restaurant that's a bit on the bland side and certainly not striving to be an Anteprima or Riccardo. I had linguine with white clam sauce, and while I give them all the credit in the world for serving properly cooked pasta and whole clams in the shell, the sauce was pretty bland. We started with an antipasto platter that included some pickled beets, carrots, and cauliflower. These vegetables were fantastic, and one of the managers told me that their chef is obsessed with pickling and is always working on something new. If you wind up at Portobello, get whatever is pickled that night.
Smashed potatoes at the Hoop Dee Doo Review. We had to go as the Hoop Dee Doo was an integral part of my childhood. The food (slightly meat jello-y ribs, salty fried chicken...all served in buckets) is the very definition of mediocre. The potatoes though were actually really good, due in large part to the massive amount of butter that was in them. Did I mention that the food is served in buckets? America...f*!k yeah!
Grilled wild boar at Jiko (Animal Kingdom Lodge) - Jiko is a high-end African restaurant, and is a pretty fantastic place (not just for a Disney restaurant). Flavors are bold (stuff was actually spicy!) and service was friendly and knowledgeable about both food and wine. Jiko boasts a huge South African wine list so the help was definitely appreciated. The wild boar appetizer that I had was probably the best thing I ate all week. The boar was served in little hunks and grilled rare, served in a nice spicy mixture of vegetables and with a little white truffle oil. The boar itself was tender as could be and had a wonderful flavor. A really delicious and interesting dish.
Yellowfin Tuna Three Ways at California Grill (Contemporary Hotel) - I liked California Grill. It's not unique. It's Disney's version of contemporary American with Asian influences, but the food is (for the most part) well executed. The Yellowfin Tuna Three Ways comes from the sushi section of the menu. The three ways were poke, tartare, and tataki. In each case the tuna was fresh, and the extra ingredients in the tartare and poke were flavorful and well balanced with the tuna. A good appetizer for a couple of people to share.
Skirt Steak at Yak & Yeti (Animal Kingdom) - Yak & Yeti is the sit down restaurant in the "Asia" part of Animal Kingdom. While the pork buns that are part of the dim sum platter were quite good, the skirt steak that I had as part of my main course was excellent. Cooked exactly to my requested medium rare and improved by a light marinade, this steak was a real highlight of the trip. The steak was served alongside some so-so shrimp tempura and crisp (but fairly bland) stir-fried vegetables.
The real lowlight of the trip foodwise was a duck a l'orange I had on our last night at Chefs de France in Epcot. The breast was overdone (nice and gray), the confit leg was a soggy mess, polenta had some sort of hard cheese-like substance stuck to the top, and the green beans were mushy. $32 for a dish you could easily find served at 32,000 feet. I would hope that the actual French people they had working in this restaurant were embarrassed to be serving this dish.
While I don't think anybody goes to Disney World for the food, there are certainly decent eats to be had (although it certainly helps to keep expectations extremely low). They claim that they grow a lot of the lettuce and tomato that they serve as part of The Land exhibit, so you can even eat local!
Hopefully this proves helpful for those planning trips in the future.