Ria is the more upscale of the two restaurants in the new Elysian Hotel in the Gold Coast. The Michelin Guide recently awarded Ria two stars, perhaps the most surprising of its five recipients of multiple stars in the Chicago area. Does it deserve them? I decided to see for myself, and had dinner there Tuesday night with three companions. (But if you don't want to bother reading all the way to the end, my answer is an unequivocal NO.)
The FoodI'll start with the food. And the food service started with a small gougère, a small ball of pate a choux (same dough used for cream puffs) with a vague cheese flavor. Meh; I've had better. Through the rest of the meal, bread service consisted of plain, UNheated mini-baguettes. They were served with butter from a Midwest farm which had allegedly been flavored with apricot and sea salt, but neither were detectable in the slightest, and the butter itself was virtually tasteless.
The menu (six appetizer choices, five entrees, four desserts) is one of those that simply names the primary ingredients/flavors without telling how they are prepared. Fortunately, the menu was short enough and the staff knowledgeable enough that it was easy for them to describe any of them for us upon request. We decided to order a la carte, rather than the tasting menu of six courses taken from the a la carte portion ($120, with $85 for wine pairings).
The courses began with an amuse bouche that was just... weird. It consisted of an apple-flavored broth in which sat a few small pieces of radish and other unidentifiable items. Overall it was rather bland and flavorless. We then proceeded with the appetizers. One featured dungeness crab ($20), several smallish pieces wrapped in leek, a couple more small tidbits of crabmeat, and "pain de mie" which were croutons made of white bread. It was delicious. Another was mussels in veloute and pasta ($20). This consisted of three small de-shelled mussels, three pieces of filled pasta about the same size, in a small amount of sauce. This was also quite tasty. However, both appetizers, but particularly the mussels, were very small portion sizes - what is commonly served as an amuse bouche elsewhere.
A while later (see below) we were served our main courses. Three of us had the lobster ($48), and I did not try the fourth. It was a de-shelled 1.5-pound lobster; I think it was poached. The amount of lobster meat was ample, even generous. It was served with a few small pieces of chestnut, pearl onions, and leeks. The claw meat was pretty good, but the tail was woefully undercooked. Also, this dish (as well as the appetizers) arrived at the table not very hot at all, just barely lukewarm. Perhaps Ria should consider covering hot dishes until they are served at the table, and using heated plates.
For our final course, two of us selected cheeses from the four cheeses offered ($12), and I ordered a dessert. On the menu, its description said "huckleberries, brown butter, meyer lemon ice cream" but that wasn't a very accurate way of describing it. The waiter described it as a chiboust, a dessert of pastry cream, but even that description is misleading. It turned out to be a small disc (maybe .5" x 2.5") of what seemed like vanilla panna cotta with a small scoop of meyer lemon ice cream on top, and little tiny amounts of a few other items including "huckleberry pearls" (total size smaller than a raspberry) and some tasteless powder on top which was supposed to be the brown butter. It was good - hey, I LIKE panna cotta - but gee whiz, for twelve bucks, it should have been 2-3 times larger like at any other high-end restaurant.
The meal concluded with mignardises consisting of a tiny bland macaron, a tiny square of lemon caramel, and a tiny chocolate filled with peppermint, none of which were particularly impressive.
All in all, the food items were generally tasty, but had their problems - portion sizes (appetizers and dessert), temperature served (all hot items as well as bread), and cooking doneness (lobster tail). So overall, I would describe the food as no better than fair.
The ServiceAnd then, there was the service. Keep in mind that Ria is trying to be a high-end restaurant, with service to match. In some ways, the service was very good; the staff was extremely enthusiastic and quite knowledgeable, and addressed the host by name. And it seemed that there were quite a few people serving and clearing, as one often finds at the finest restaurants. It seemed like everyone was trying hard to do a good job and to please the customers. But there were a multitude of service gaffes as well, way more than you'd typically find at even a moderately-priced restaurant.
When the amuse bouche was served, a bowl containing the solid ingredients was placed in front of each diner, and the broth was poured from a pitcher into each diner's bowl. So it is the responsibility of the server to pour equal amounts of broth into each of the four bowls... at which they failed miserably. There was almost no broth left after the first two diners were served, so only a very small amount remained to be poured for the other two of us.

But wait, there's more.
I ordered iced tea. I order iced tea at a lot of restaurants, and it should be very simple to serve; even the corner diner seems to do okay with it. Ria, not so good. They brought the iced tea to the table. When any other restaurant does so, they bring a variety of sweeteners to the table with it, or they ask the diner if they would like sweetener with it. Ria did neither, so I had to get the attention of the waitstaff to ask for sweetener. They then brought a simple syrup, which was fine with me as it happened, but most places will bring a variety of both caloric and non-caloric sweeteners so that anyone's needs would be met without having to ask the staff yet another time because they brought the wrong kind. They brought refills of the iced tea to the table, but again, this was a problem for Ria. 99.9 percent of the restaurants in Chicagoland, including most of the finest (e.g. Alinea), provide free refills on iced tea, just as they do with coffee. Not Ria, which charged separately ($4) for every glass served. And when a restaurant deviates from the normal practice in this way, the absolute least they should do is to alert the diner that their policy is to charge for refills. But again, not Ria. So in all of these many ways, the service for the iced tea - a simple, common item - was a failure.

But wait, there's more.
The time we waited for service - for our order to be taken, and for each course to be served - was excessive. I was not timing it - we were having a nice conversation - but the time between the clearing of the appetizers and the serving of the entrees must have been 40-45 minutes, maybe more. The slow service carried through at the end of the meal as well; after we had finished our cheeses/dessert, they asked if they could bring us anything else, and we said (right on cue) no, only the check. Yet we still waited a long, long time (maybe 20 minutes, I'm guessing) before the check was brought with the mignardises. Our three-course a la carte dinner took over three hours, far longer than it should.

But wait, there's more.
There are a lot of serving techniques that are standard practices at nice restaurants. One of them is not to clear the dishes for a course until everyone has finished eating, so as not to rush those who are still working on their food. Well, one of us was still eating her entrée (which was easy to tell at even a slight glance), but not only did they clear everyone else's entrée dishes, but they actually asked her if they could take her plate. This was simply inexcusable at any restaurant, especially one aspiring to haute cuisine.

But wait, there's more.
Another one of those standard practices at nice restaurants is that after the entrees are cleared, diners are asked if they would like coffee. We were never offered coffee service. This too was inexcusable.

For all of these many reasons, I would have to describe the service as poor. In fact, the phrase "comedy of errors" comes to mind.
The CheckThe two restaurants at the Elysian Hotel - Balsan and Ria - have a policy of adding 18 percent gratuity to the check, regardless of the size of the party. Needless to say, with the exceptions of large groups and private parties, this is NOT standard practice in Chicagoland. I'm not sure what to think; are enough people shorting/stiffing the staff that it's a problem for restaurants to let people decide how much to tip? I often tip more than 18 percent and almost never less than 18 percent, even after a gaffe-prone dinner like this one. (I would only do so if the staff were deliberately rude or unhelpful.) But when a restaurant adds 18 percent to the check, I'm not going to bother adding a few dollars to bring it to 20 percent (or more) unless the service was unusually exceptional. So at least in my case, the restaurant staff is receiving less by adding 18 percent to the check than they would if they left it up to me. < shrug >
The RoomThe room itself was very pleasant, with contemporary styling including an interesting wall sculpture consisting of plaster pieces in the shape of a wishbone. The room was an odd shape (not rectangular) with a couple of large pillars in the middle (at least one is structural, I'm guessing) which should give the room a nice sense of privacy. Unfortunately, the room was quite noisy for its size; we could clearly hear conversations taking place on the opposite side of the room, and all of us (as well as those at other tables) had to talk quite loud to be heard. I'm not sure exactly why sound travels so well there, as there were long drapes along the windows that should have helped absorb the sound. But loud it was.
SummaryI should mention first that we had an enjoyable dinner. I go out to dinner to have fun and enjoy being with friends and having good food, and I did. We did not leave unhappy or angry. I don't go out for the purpose of writing a review or looking for faults. But the food, service, and experience provided by Ria did not measure up to the standards set by other high-end restaurants in Chicago. Based on the prices, staffing, and atmosphere, Ria aspires to be considered one of the best restaurants in Chicagoland. Unfortunately it still has a long, long way to go to get there, at least based on my dinner there. The food as well as the service both had major flaws. I don't know what Michelin saw there, but I would not deem it worthy of even a single star.
Ria11 East Walton
Chicago IL 60611
312.880.4400
EDIT: Corrected the spelling of gougère, for the person who thinks an entire review is invalid when a single word is misspelled.
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nsxtasy on December 24th, 2010, 10:48 am, edited 2 times in total.