The sun did not shine,
It was too wet to play.
So I thought I was stuck
On this cold, cold, wet day.
Too wet to go fishing
And too cold to play ball
So I sat in the house
I did nothing at all.
I sat there and pondered
And moped, all tsumisht.
A place to eat burgers
Was all that I wished.
When out on the roof
There arose such a clatter,
I sprang to my laptop
To see what was the matter.
I Googled, I Yahooed,
I searched GNRs
Then a plump old man told me:
"It's in your backyard!"
Wiener and Still Champion,
On Dempster it lies
The sooner I get there
The sooner there's fries!
So come one, come two
Come three or come more
There's dogs and there's burgers
There's great food galore!
Join me for burgers and more, 11:30 am, today (Monday)802 Dempster
Evanston, IL 60202
(847) 869-0100
(With apologies to Dr. Seuss and C. Clement Moore and all appropriate copyright holders.)
Gypsy Boy
"I am not a glutton--I am an explorer of food." (Erma Bombeck)