Bonanza.
My local Kroger in Atlanta has been selling whole briskets (12-15 lb cryovac-ed) for a while at 2-2.50 /lb. I've never bought one as they are always the grade below choice--USDA Select.
Yesterday, on a Sunday so quiet and bereft of traffic you could hear birds sing while driving, in order to dodge a mini-van ahead of us moving amoeba-like we detoured to Kroger, anything to get away from the slow poke.
As usual, I noted the whole briskets, my interest perking up when I saw a sign that said 'Special--$1.29/lb. I bent down and flipped one over like I usually do--it was Choice, not Select. The price marked was its regular 1.99. I figured it would ring right at the register, but it didn't. Long story short--I received the $25 lb whole brisket absolutely free.
Query.
What to do with this monstrous slab? I figure I'll take off the more expensive leaner cuts, trim them closely of fat and freeze them off for pot roast.
That leaves the fattiest cut(s).
Now I know one certain Chicago brisket maestro who would make smoking it a Weber imerative, but I'm not smoker enabled--only gas grill enabled. I don't want to seal it up inside of aluminum foil to steam--if I did that, I could use the stove top or the oven to steam it to hell and tenderness--a technique I eschew even for regular old pot roast.
I'm guessing to salt it generously followed by a crushed peppercorn/cumin/coriander/thyme/garlic/capsicum dry rub, place it over indirect heat loosely draped in foil to hold some moisture in, relying on a substantial fat cap and the foil tent for moistness.
Cook it at around 275. (That technique takes about 2:30 for a 5-6 lb whole slab or regular old ribs.) I guess I'm targeting the moistness and tenderness of expertly smoked brisket, just absent the smoke ring.
Can you smoker mavens suggest a slow-roast target internal temperature? When you use a smoker, at what temperature are you cooking? Any guess as to how long it might take at your suggested temp?
Chicago is my spiritual chow home