Attend the tale of Pleasant House
so praised by Hammond and Heather Shouse
they trim their pastry with hipster care
organic ingredients comprise all their fare
No British shoppe can so enchant
as Pleasant:
The Demon Bakers of Bridgeport
They opened up on 31st
with homebrewed sodas to quench our thirst
designer glasses and yoga bods
craft far better pies to take over to Maude's
by Pleasant, by Pleasant House
The Demon Bakers of Bridgeport
Stoke your ovens hot, Pleasant,
spice stews in your pot!
Freely seeps the balti and the salsify
Its menu short, its larder stocked
nigella seeds and kale are rocked
some fish and butter and ale and peas
(I'd like a bacon cookie, please)
Pleasant thinks and Pleasant plans -
I hope that's just steak frying in the pans -
Pleasant is smooth, Pleasant's addictive
Five pounds I've gained there are poorly predictive
Pleasant! Pleasant! Pleasant! Pleasant! Pleasant!
Attend the tale of Pleasant House
I kid their style but can't further grouse
their pasties will make you cavort
like Michael Carlson on five shots of Malort
will Pleasant, will Pleasant House
my favorite bakers in Bridgeport.