New item: Duck sausage topped with rabbit rillettes, crispy sweetbreads, guanciale lardons, cassoulet, frizzled brussels sprouts, caramelized leeks, pickled mango, and wasabi aioli. Oh, and a pork chop.
Ha ha, I make joke! I am jokester!
Really, this is just my typically obnoxious way of saying I agree with:
aschie30 wrote:I don't think they're as adept as Doug in creating combinations that don't overwhelm the sausage. Proof that a fried egg on top is not always an improvement.

The stuff I tried here was cooked with great care but not conceived with great care. The "Tur-doggin" had a very enjoyable duck confit on top of a sausage that was at the same time heavy and yet didn't really taste like anything. (I defy anyone to detect the alleged dates it contains.) Compare with Hot Doug's Turducken sausage, which was one of the best things I ate last year. (Full list coming in early 2014.) The kimchi dog was better -- once you removed the humongous portion of (very nice) short ribs, you could actually taste the sausage underneath some of the blandest kimchi I've ever had. Unfortunately, the sausage casing was rubbery and hard to bite through. Now some of the reviews of this place take pains to distinguish it from Doug's by pointing out that these dogs are cooked by actual trained chefs, as opposed, I guess, to the riff raff Doug employs. And indeed, in all my years of going to Doug's, his humble kitchen elves have never managed to serve me a dog at the medium rare stage -- a feat that the pros here nailed on their first attempt. I thought about sending it back, but we were in a hurry and I wasn't going to be able to finish the whole thing anyway, so I just ate around the pinkness.
I want to emphasize that nothing I tried was
bad; the individual components were actually quite good -- they were just all somewhat discordant and there was too much of them. Again, I have to echo
aschie30: "gut bomb". My guess is that the process of creation of these dogs involves trying to do various "cheffy" things to them so as to make them unique, justify the price, etc. But this seems to result in lots of rich toppings, generously applied, all stuffed into an enormous, buttered roll. I was glad to be able to switch between several different sausages, as each one quickly grew tiring. Thank God we didn't order any fries.
"But cil," you may ask, "aren't you a big fan of Kuma's, which similarly revels in lily-gilding with its jaw-dislocating creations? Aren't you, in fact, just a giant hypocrite?" To which I reply, first of all, don't call me "cil". That's not a thing and it sounds stupid. Second, it could be that ground beef, seasoned simply with only salt and pepper, is assertive enough that its taste registers even under loads of toppings -- there is no subtlety to be lost there, unlike with a flavored sausage. Also, it's possible that I'm just a giant hypocrite.
I know this all seems very negative, but truth be told, I'm sure I'll end up here again to try some of the other sausages. But for now, whenever I want an unusual, yet well-balanced, sausage sandwich, it looks like I'll have to stand in line.