Each time I see this heading, my mind wanders to a snippet of dialogue in one of the best Simpsons episodes ever. Principal Skinner has invited Superintendent Chalmers over for dinner and hilarity ensues. I include the exchange here in an effort to dislodge the association from my brain so I can get on with my life. This reply adds nothing to what had been an informative thread, and its inclusion here may even detract from its overall value. All of LTH may be dumber for having read it, and may God have mercy on my soul.
Skinner: I hope you're ready for mouth watering hamburgers!
Chalmers: I thought we were having steamed clams?
Skinner: Oh no, I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers.
Chalmers: You call hamburgers "steamed hams"?
Skinner: Yes. It's a regional dialogue.
Chalmers: Uh.. what region?
Skinner: Uuuh. Upstate New York.
Chalmers: Really? Well I'm from Utica and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams".
Skinner: Oh not in Utica, no, it's an Albany expression.
Chalmers: Uh I see. You know these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burgers.
Skinner: Hohohoho. No. Patented Skinner Burgers. Old family recipie.
Chalmers: For.. steamed hams.
Skinner: Yes
Chalmers: Yes, and you call them steamed hams despite the fact they are obviously grilled."
Next up, monologues from Homer's Castanedian trip following the ingestion of a Guatemalan Insanity Pepper at the Springfield Chili Cook-off. Really, just kidding.