Antonius:
Nope, don't think you're crazy at all. When Himself and I lived for a summer in his family's cabin in the foothills outside Denver, we labored mightily for several weekends to till a small (maybe 3 X 10 ft) patch at the top of the stairs, on top of the retaining wall, and along the path to the cabin door before it was warm enough to move into the cabin (about May 1, but still damn chilly at night and especially for the morning shower before work).
We then had a quite wonderful beast that came into my life along with Himself, a dog part border collie and 1/4 coyote. Very smart animal, but coyotes are not like dogs in some key ways.
One is that their senses are reversed, sight is their strongest sense and smell their weakest, hearing in between. The dog stayed on the screen porch overlooking the garden when we were at our jobs during the day.
Long story short, we spent 3 weekends turning the soil and picking out every stone at an arbitrary limit I set, the size of an egg or larger. And some rocks. Each weekend we picked out every stone that size, and the following weekend there were just as many. Finally the physics of it all was explained to me, and I decided we could live with a rock mulch.
Didn't plant much, basil, parsley, beets, some lettuces. There was a HUGE rabbit that lived in a hole it had dug under the eaves of the neighbor's "garage" which was basically a hole dug into the side of the hill with a roof on it.
Every evening when we came home, we would drive past the cabin up to the turnaround at the top of the hill and come back so we could pull in to the "driveway" next to the retaining wall. The rabbit would sit there, eating lettuce, and watch us go by. When we had turned around and come back, pulled in, and got out of the car, and sometimes were halfway up the stairs, the rabbit would casually move off into the tall grass across the path from the garden.
The dog, meanwhile, would be jumping up and down in a frenzy as soon as it heard the car, and when we would unlock the door and let the dog out, would still be frenzied for a few minutes. We at first would try in vain to direct the dog to the rabbit, to no avail. The rabbit would wait patiently, maybe 12 feet away in the grass. Dog could not see it, could not smell it.
Dog in frenzy, rabbit starts to move. When it nears the end of the tall grass, bolts for its hole. Dog would see it and take off, FAST. (Coyotes are sprinters and clock in faster than the fastest dogs, it's part of their hunting pattern).
Never did get any lettuce out of that garden. Sweet beets, great basil. Dog came home twice after all-nighters (or longer) where it had obviously caught a porcupine. Dog definitely had a hunter instinct.
But that's another story. This one already turned out not to be so short.
I have had squirrels that don't react to capsaicin. It works best for me early in the season, they seem to develop an immunity later.
This year we hung up a bird feeder mid-season, which frustrated at least one squirrel into digging in all my planters and destroying my second crop started in seed pots. No problem until then. At risk of having them read this post and start digging just to prove me wrong, they seem to have stopped now, after we made some bird feeder adjustments, or they just got bored.