FWIW, I discovered Sunday night that Beverly's Horse Thief Hollow brewpub has an entree on the menu called "The Shoe." It's essentially a horseshoe with a single, cooked-to-order 1/2lb ground beef patty, good crisp fresh-cut fries, and a tasty Welsh rarebit-style sauce.

Went down nicely along with their sticke Alt Ambiguously Grain Duo, a dark German-style ale they collaborated on with Revolution for their 2nd anniversary. I was pleasantly surprised when they asked us how we wanted the burger cooked, as in my experience that is rare with the horseshoe. They are typically made with cheapo frozen preformed patties. We asked for and got ours medium rare.
Fair warning: it's a lot of food. There are probably a lot of people, myself included, who could take this thing down solo but on this particular occasion I did share it with the beautiful
Saint Pizza.