Thanks everyone for the info! A walking taco, a Doritos-based Frito pie – it's all good!
Thanks very much rickster for confirming that my reading of the recipe is probably the correct reading – measure Fritos, then grind.
The recipe, inconveniently behind a pay-subscriber wall, is for an actual pie. The photo shows a pie plate with a thick crumb crust. The recipe uses the crust ingredients listed in my original post, dumping them into a stand mixer and "continue mixing until dough binds together to adhere like wet sand". The crust mixture is then pressed into two pie plates and par-baked with some weights like beans.
The article calls this "an updated, slightly elevated iteration of this popular staple" but as I read into it, this is one of those gourmet-ish "reimaginings" of what should be a simple thing.
I think I was falsely lured down this devious path because of this earlier part of the article (short quote probably ok under fair use):
"Mr. Kittredge, who grew up in Oklahoma and Texas, informed: "Go to a high school or college football game anywhere in that neck of the woods and try not to find Frito pie. You'll fail." His take on the tradition doesn't stray too far from the original. It begins, of course, with the salty-crackly snackers. Then comes the chili. Mr. Kittredge grinds and blends chuck (the one essential) with rib eye, skirt and flank steaks, then browns that mix with onion and garlic. Next come ground and dried cumin, cayenne pepper, oregano and paprika. If he doesn't use fresh chili powder, he goes with a house-made chili sauce. That's followed by a jot of tomato purée or tomato paste. Mr. Kittredge adds the unexpected chicken stock and some good beer (his pick: Shiner Bock or Negro Modelo). He then places the whole shebang in a large cast-iron sauce pot over low heat for four to six hours. It's a slow-cooked touchdown. While he likes using cheddar (the favored Frito pie cheese), his guilty pleasure is swapping it with "queso from Velveeta and Rotel." Pickled jalapeños garnish."
Sounds good, doesn't it? But this is NOT the same recipe or even the same guy that developed the Frito pie with the press-in crumb crust.
I think taking the meaty filling recipe from Mr. Kittredge and the pie crust recipe from the "imaginative" guy and putting them together would yield one awesome dish. I may try it and report back.
I assume the chili filling
does not have beans in it. That would be more in keeping with a "walking taco". --Joy