Things Bartenders Say...
Things Bartenders Say...
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Things Bartenders Say...
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Post #1 - January 19th, 2012, 10:09 amI really found this hilarious:
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Post #2 - January 19th, 2012, 2:17 pm"I brought my own ice"
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Post #3 - January 19th, 2012, 4:33 pmReally funny, eerily true to life.
Thanks, for the link.
=R=By protecting others, you save yourself. If you only think of yourself, you'll only destroy yourself. --Kambei Shimada
Every human interaction is an opportunity for disappointment --RS
There's a horse loose in a hospital --JM
That don't impress me much --Shania Twain
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Post #4 - January 19th, 2012, 6:06 pmFunny! I think that dude works in every hipster bar.i used to milk cows
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Post #5 - January 19th, 2012, 7:50 pmAnyone have a source for the pickled paprika? Binny's hadn't heard of it.
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Post #6 - February 14th, 2012, 8:02 pmMy wife and I were out tonight sitting at the bar where a patron next to us was schooling our bartender on how to make tobacco syrup and hemp tincture and what to do w them.
Reminded me of this thread.
Jeff
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Post #7 - February 14th, 2012, 8:22 pmjvalentino wrote: . . .hemp tincture . . .
Isn't that just bong water?
=R=By protecting others, you save yourself. If you only think of yourself, you'll only destroy yourself. --Kambei Shimada
Every human interaction is an opportunity for disappointment --RS
There's a horse loose in a hospital --JM
That don't impress me much --Shania Twain
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Post #8 - February 14th, 2012, 9:03 pmronnie_suburban wrote:jvalentino wrote: . . .hemp tincture . . .
Isn't that just bong water?
=R=
Lol, I wanted to belt him and try some at the same time...
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Post #9 - February 14th, 2012, 9:43 pmjvalentino wrote:My wife and I were out tonight sitting at the bar where a patron next to us was schooling our bartender on how to make tobacco syrup and hemp tincture and what to do w them.
Reminded me of this thread.
Jeff
Dangeous stuff. If anyone is considering playing around with tobacco for consumption, I point them to this write-up. It includes several observations that should get their attention, such as the lethal dose of nicotine being less than 1/3 that of arsenic.
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Post #10 - December 7th, 2012, 11:15 amNot sure if this was posted hereabouts before (it came out a while ago), but a musical number in a similar vein:
While the song is clever, my favorite part is the drink names/ingredients if you catch the menu. Pause at 3:12 or so and you get:
The Moist Yoga Mat
Hemp Vodka, 12 year Kombucha, wheatgrass, coconut water back
The Avon Barksdale
Hennessy, soda, free range heroin foam
S. Wilson's Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Sour mash haterade, bitters, Smirnoff Ice, human tears
Hyphy Hangover
Grape Four Loko, peychaud bitterz, thizz face
Elsewhere in the video:
Chewbacca's Jacuzzi
Kashyyyk champagne, muddled slim jim, carbonite rinse
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Post #11 - December 7th, 2012, 12:33 pmO.M.G.
Someone took me to a bar in Boston called Drink.
There were all these people there-
There were no bottles on shelves- because it's supposed to be all about the "mixologists"
...WORST TASTING DRINK OF MY LIFE!"
never again-
OH andthe upshot was
we had to WAIT to get in!!!
I'm too old for that sh*t!"If you reject the food, ignore the customs, fear the religion and avoid the people, you might better stay home."
~James Michener
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