I think that all of Food network has dumbed down over the past five or so years. Their job is to sell advertising. When they were a 'cooking channel", I found what they did to be far more interesting than what they do now. However, they couldn't sustain a revenue base appealing to folks like me.
That said, there is still entertainment to be found on the Food Network. Here are a couple of things to watch for:
1. Paula Deen's ubiquitous references to her sex life on her show.
2. Sandra Lee's destruction of the English language and guffaw inducing stupidity on Semi-Homemade. y favorite was the time she built her own barbeque pit in the front yard. I was waiting for that thing to blow sky high when she lit the fire because th cement hadn't dried.
3. The sheer wonder of comparing the disproportionate size of Giada's head to the rest of her body as well as that really creepy clawing thing she does with her hands when she's talking about something she likes.
4. The hilarious pairing of Jeffery Garten, Michael Chiarello and their friends with beards for the "dinner parties" on their show. My favorite was Chiarello's "Wine Party" episode a couple of years ago where, after six wine tastings, all of the men at the party were ignoring their beards and eyeing each other up for a little action after the cameras stopped rolling.
5. The embarrassingly crappy tips that Rachel Ray leaves on $40 A day as well as the anticipation of her saying, "wow, this really isn't even worth a buck fifty" about some crap she's served in a Northwoods themed dining room in Kenosha.
6. The general hilarity of Emeril burning the onions in his sautee pan, then declaring them, "Cahmulized. That's what you're lookin' for right there".
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YourPalWill on August 11th, 2005, 8:47 pm, edited 1 time in total.