I went yesterday to polish off a coupon and there was a weird vibe. I was eating alone, and I felt like I was scrutinized for not bringing a date.
Also, there is nothing remotely light or healthy on the menu. Don't go by the online menu, because it's completely out of date. I went mainly because of the Duck Mac & Cheese. I was hoping to get the small portion of mac & cheese (but that no longer exists) and another small plate. Other than the three salads, there are no veggies. Everything is high fat and high carb except the fish dishes; they offer crab cakes, meatballs, steak with fries and butter, flatbreads (like pizzas), sliders, crab bisque or French onion soup...not even a veggie on the side dish menu. I really wanted something light with the mac & cheese and ended up going with a tartine of pork, prosciutto, cheese and some form of baby greens; not a tart at all, but a small, open-faced sandwich. It was impossible to eat neatly. Pieces kept falling out (including a giant piece of roast pork...dammit) and I had to claw this thing with my entire hand to keep it intact. Who puts loose greens on top of a sandwich with nothing to hold it down? It was tasty, but I felt like a Neanderthal. The mac & cheese was fantastic and loaded with enough garlic to keep vampires away for days. There was a ton of it; thus tomorrow's dinner will be more of the same. WITH VEGGIES.
I want to have a good body, but not as much as I want dessert. ~ Jason Love
There is no pie in
Nighthawks, which is why it's such a desolate image. ~ Happy Stomach
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