Recently discovered 2 very good bread things hiding in plain site, as it were: TI's bagels, and the new (to me) black pepper-prosciutto "ficette" at Whole Foods.
As I said, purely mainstream mass produced (relatively) stuff. No hole-in-the-wall-scruffy-neighborhood-80-year-old-immigrant-sensei-baker romance to it.
But, I've always found it hard to find a decent bagel in Chicago. Either you can get to somewhere that carries NY Bagles and Bialys, or you can't. Whole Food's "bagels" are maybe one of the worst bread products ever. But a while ago, in desperation, I took home some from TI based on feel alone, and lo and behold, not bad at all. Proper size. Very good density. Toasting to a pretty authentic gum lacerating outer crust and very chewy interior. And cheaper than most at the same time. Sixty cents vs. the eighty-five cent norm.
The Whole Foods black pepper-prosciutto item may be old news to those who frequent the place. I don't. It's not near me, and it annoys me despite the many very good products scattered among the pure hype, glitzy merchandising, and flat-out price gouging.
So, there I was recently, making a pass through and alternately chuckling, disdaining, yearning and seething, when hunger got the better of me as I hit the bread counter.
The black-peper prosciutto item is a very attractively and rustically gnarled whole grain shilellagh, with a crackly, crusty, knobby exterior bristling with small salty, porky, chewy cubes of prosciutto. Bite into it, and you get just the right amount (for me) of black pepper heat. A great bar snack. Would be great with a summer picnic, cocktails. The right cheese would cool it off and mellow it out a bit. Or just chomp away and knock it back with good beer. I found it really a invigorating and satisfying bit of baking.
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