I was kind of looking forward to the stew mentioned by Tambreet, but they didn't have it. We had
- The simple perfectly cooked maittake mushroom in a glass box of rosemary. This was pretty nice. I had the non-alcoholic pairing (and tasted from my companion's alcoholic pairings- the one here is a really nice unfiltered biodynamic primitive wine), which was excellent- a smoked spruce, grapefruit, and pepperberry juice that smelled a bit like roe. I was hopeful at this point.
- The "Catch of the Great Lakes" an OK- smoked trout (not better than Calumet's for certain), some pickled kohlrabi, crispy pumpernickel, and a milky trout dip that was really very delicious.
- Charcu-Tree. I guess it's telling I don't remember what was on this? I remember a lot of these bites had nice umami flavors. I remember only specifically the very good blood sausage, elk jerky, and a nice venison tartare.
- Cellar aged carrots and onions. I don't know what this had to do with hunting or foraging. Reminded me a bit of when I studied archaeology in Sweden and there were digs of vast peasant root cellars pre-potato era where people had to store their entire turnip supply for the winter. Their lives must have sucked because they also we forbidden by penalty of death to kill game. At least this concentrates the sugars in the roots. The dish was nice, not otherwise unmemorable. I guess my thoughts of Sweden had also drifted to the New Nordic restaurants I have eaten at, I which I have had almost exactly the same thing, but done with five hundred times the attention to sourcing and detail. It is hard not to think of them on this menu, which shifts erratically from pseudo-New Nordic to a kind of Rococo gentry still life. I was served a somewhat over-sweet non-alcoholic cider. I was becoming disillusioned.
- Then came a course that I hope they just messed up a bit- the excellent crunchy duck tongue, with an absolutely inedible oversalted scrambled duck egg wrapped in dismal cabbage.
- At least the next course, the sturgeon, was pretty damn delicious, perfectly cooked with a decadent caviar and beurre blanc sauce. The non-alcoholic pairing here was a wonderful tart quince, bay, and satsuma drink.
- The Woodcock Jolie was good but largely unmemorable. The paired bear root, urfa, and prickly pear drink stole the show with its crisp sweet-sour flavor.
- I was not pleased with the squab dish. As Tambreet said before, the head just tastes like breadcrumbs. My breast was cold. The rest tasted like fried and a brown sauce I wouldn't imagine out of place in a British hunting lodge for all the wrong reasons.
- Fallen leaves and kidney was an un-interesting attempt at Faviken in my opinion. The combination of uric acid and fried earthy things was frankly a bit unflattering.
- The Bison and "Bearnaise" sauce also reminded me a bit of archaeology class, but I think ancient hunter-gatherers probably cooked bison a little better. The rock was not hot enough to get a decent sear. The "Bearnaise", really some aliums in an anemic oily pool, didn't make it any better.
- Marrow Brulee did not taste much like marrow at all because it was too sweet.
- A cloying Maris Otter barley pablum. Wait? What does this have to do with the wild or hunting or foraging again? Oh look, here are some toppings that are full of even more sugar in case you want experiment with the saturation point of sugar.
- The menu lists the last course I had as "tire d'erable." It took me some time to remember, but it's just maple syrup poured on fake snow that you pick up with a stick in case the last course hasn't already tipped you into a diabetic coma.
As you can see, I became increasingly demoralized and disillusioned as the menu wore on, on a menu I was really looking forward to having written about and studied hunting and foraging for quite some time. Of course this might be a disadvantage- I liked Kyoto a lot but people I knew who had been to Kyoto were less crazy about it. But I also don't think it's a great concept for this restaurant considering that the people who do this type of food well have long-term strong relationships with their producers. Also, maybe they need some time to iron out the kinks, but it's not like I'll have a chance to re-try it.
This was my forth Next Menu and certainly my least favorite. I think they probably do more concrete concepts a lot better. I'm a little worried about the vegan menu- I think the Bocuse d'or will be the best because that is exactly the kind of thing they do well.