Went today (Saturday) and was a bit disappointed.
We got there at 2 and there was an hour wait, but we we mentally prepared for that. They send a text to your cell phone that includes a link that tells you, in real time, how many parties are left in front of you. Technology!!! Seriously, that was really helpful as it made clear how far away we could wander and whether we had time to pop in somewhere else for a drink.
Anyhow, on to the food. First, the really good. The Korean burger ($12), which comes topped with kimchee, bacon, egg, spicy mayo, and is served on a "squish squash roll" was the highlight of the meal. The beef, from Slagel Farms, is inexplicably only available medium or medium well. Fortunately, by medium standards, ours was really undercooked and we got a medium rare/rare patty with a decent crust on the outside and warm, red and juicy on the inside. The toppings, as anyone who's had the kimchi burger at Bop n Grill knows, worked really well together.
Also good was the smoked corned beef hash with sunny side up eggs ($13). The potatoes could have been more crisp, but the smoked corned beef, which I've never had anywhere before, was really nice. I wouldn't run back to eat this dish, but it more than scratches an itch for those in the mood for corned beef hash.
The fried bread & butter pickles and onion rings ($7) pickles were a mixed bag. The breading was reminiscent of tempura (it might actually have been tempura), which worked well. The sweet onions were excellent, definitely among the better ones around. I wasn't as big a fan of the bread & butter pickles, but take that with the understanding that I generally don't like them. The fried veggies are served with ranch, which is unnecessary, and curry mayo, which made absolutely no sense.
The smoked fries ($5) were okay. In an earlier post, someone wrote they were double-fried after being cold smoked. If ours were double-fried, then they must have sat out for quite a while because there was almost no crispness. Given that the fries came out at least 10 minutes after the burger, that's certainly a possibility. In fact, as a general rule, the pacing was terrible. Our meal took about 20 minutes longer than it should have thanks to unnecessary delays. Our server was very friendly, just not very good. Anyhow, despite the textural problems, the fries were pretty good; there was definitely some noticeable smoke but not an overpowering amount.
The chocolate malt ($6) was fine. For $6, I expected more. And that's without taking into account that our server clearly took too long to bring it to the table. Part of the shake was nice and thick, but part had melted and was more like chocolate malt milk.
The apple pie ($8) was a mixed bag. On one hand, the flaky crust, which has lard in it, was excellent. And because the pies are small individual pies rather than slices of large pies, that works out very well. Usually when a pie-maker masters a crust, it's a good bet they'll nail the filling. But in this case, the apple filling was a little too sweet, and because thin slices of apples are used rather than chunks, too soft for my tastes. The pie is billed as apple cheddar, but while there is some dried cheddar visible on top of the pie, I couldn't really taste it. The pie is offered a la mode for no extra charge, and I imagine a scoop of ice cream might have balanced out the cinnamon a bit. I didn't want ice cream because I was expecting a stronger cheese element.
I love Girl & the Goat so I did go in with high expectations, but I can't see myself waiting an hour to eat at Little Goat again. I would like to try some of the other burgers as well as a couple of the sweet breakfasts, so I'm sure I'll make it back, but it's going to be at an off-peak time (which apparently means daytime during the week or before 9 in the morning on a weekend).
I almost made it through this post without mentioning that bottles of Green River cost $3.50.