Everything’s Ducky (Times Eight)…and Pretty Much True
Sunday night, we did Duck 8 Ways (all pictures are clickable and available in hi-rez, in case you want to blow one up to poster size):
Duck soup, with star anise and carrots:
Duck gizzards (they look better before they’re cooked, but were really quite delicious, rubbed with fresh thyme and garlic), later confited:
Duck pate (The Wife’s contribution to dinner), fluffy and soufflé-like:
Duck wontons, before being fried in duck fat and immediately eaten with a soy/wasabi dip:
Duck confit, made over the holiday weekend:
Duck cracklings and party-colored beets vinaigrette:
Duck breast salad:
Duck, smoked breast, done up birthday style:
We continued the duck theme through the cheese course, though this one doesn’t count as 1 of the 8:
I provide this copious documentation because my integrity as a reteller of food-related events seems frequently called into question. Why just a few weeks ago, the august C2 asked me if I really did have dinner with an alien (as reported on Chowhound eons ago:
Link). While dining at Moto, no less a pristine personage than ReneG, arched his eyebrow and asked if I “actually did” prepare the Futurist dish, “Salami in Cologne” (also called“The Excited Pig,” and reported on this board:
Link
I can’t count the times the venerable Vital Information has cleverly, casually cross-checked my account of alleged facts, and just last Friday, the Tzar of the Table, the imperious GWiv, mentioned that someone had asked him if he thought, “Hammond actually made all that duck.” I hope these photos support the veracity of this and other entirely true tales from my sometimes unbelievably fascinating life. I really did share a lunch of hamburgers with Patty Smith, years before she put on a leather jacket and sang “Gloria.” I was the escort/body guard for Shirley Chisholm, the first and only African-American woman candidate for U.S. President (I’m sure archival photos exist at the
Kalamazoo Gazette). About Janis Joplin, well, that’s a long story, but here’s the Cliff Notes version: Kama Sutra Nirvana Times Infinity.
David "And I don't bluff at poker, either" Hammond
"Don't you ever underestimate the power of a female." Bootsy Collins