spam haiku

can you guys indulge me for just a minute? my dad, who has always been very witty, clever, and punning, has dementia. i just stumbled upon a long list of haiku he wrote maybe 10 years ago- they all feature spam. i think eric zorn, in the tribune, had put out a call for them and my dad sat down and rattled off several dozen in one day. i've always found them to be very funny. there was a time when i'd have a different one on my answering machine every month. i had to stop that when my friends complained about having to listen to the long message over and over again. i'd like to share a few of my favorites, as he won't be writing any more. thanks. joan
SPAM HAIKU, by herbert h.

my tent is leaking
all i have to eat is spam.
i'm discontented.

in my red honda
i traverse the brooklyn bridge.
it is a short spam.

see michael jordan
put globe into a circle.
it is a spam dunk!

does 1 bite of spam
by FDA analysis
cause paralysis?

will i never learn?
i spent all the day crying
and over spilt spam!

Thanks for the chuckle. Here's one:

Spam was once a food,
Now it clogs up my inbox.
Neither one is good.

Nice Joan.

How nice to have those to connect you to a better time for your father. Thank you for sharing.