Parody yourself with What Would I Say?

http://what-would-i-say.com/

"What Would I Say automatically generates Facebook posts that sound like you! Technically speaking, it trains a Markov Bot based on mixture model of bigram and unigram probabilities derived from your past post history. Don't worry, we don't store any of your personal information anywhere. In fact, we don't even have a database! All computations are done client side, so only your browser ever sees your post history."


Since I post a lot about food, some of the statuses it generated were pretty funny:

Haha, the best taxi service for August 1st in the bit nutritious, in fact only empty, very costly calories with boy myrtle, lavar, lingonberries, birch, cured duck breast, wild boar, and getost.

Yay Alinea was in Wicker Park and the West Loop blue areas are not the least bit about meat buying at Farm cat

Lard will satisfy your personal information anywhere. In Chicago

I've never taken wood umeboshi chawanmushi, steak with a grapefruit spoon

It's like a grab bag of phrases slammed together without making any attempt to make sense:

Back when Russia and plum tomatoes together.

I wish I was an enthusiastic fan apparently donated enough for partnering with us 'downstairs' to get to clean the Food

Skokie Valley Road is shutdown between Clavey and Lake Cook lamb and pork chop sandwich at Jim's Original. wonderful recipes

Helen Lee Reid for nudging me to visit.

I wish is desired by Jewish Studies with a Filippino dessert program and Chris Koetke join her family. The cat has gone on.

I wish is Lenin's birthday.

I wish I were a lucky person for the middle winter down the aisles until I begin to realize we know what side

You were begging for bom boms and I will get a lutefisk dinner.

Cathy2 wrote:You were begging for bom boms and I will get a lutefisk dinner.

Cathy,

This must become your new sig line.

mine...


great show but oh so yummy!

I think POTUS should have a little trouble when he started to place everything in Michigan!

Cuvée des Jacobin rouge Flemish sour ale.

I'll put you on ground but I can't say while cutting the grass...

problem is a IT was backing up

Took me a do's and I think political debates should require electro shock collars to write to have more FB

OK, I'm making Brioche at my door!

If I call the attendance lady all works..

He's never been there was A special hug that mommy & Traci fresh corn pizza

We are photographers

Heading to Next Restaurant tonight!

Our first Estes rocket launch was 75% successful.

too late, eat it is snowing

We are going out for dinner at Target and Jeff who refuses to join FB

Damn new Glarus Brewing Co.

and bacon was in a row & 7 adult women are twice

Oh yea the food shots of the bird's rear end.

Tonight we had about an awesome week

too late, eat it all...

Oh funny - though some sound more like friends whose statuses I have reposted mixed with the ads I usually see.


Playing anyway #ashtag =f$ck

If you want to find a missing Pet in Chicago. Puddin' Pie Soto, How do I have

It's not sure why Brian's pic shows on these, but will work at Piperlime, the one I have

I don't think my first message came through Library of Congress will be good, but small ones like flatiron steak.

leave me because I am downloading some time that is not getting completely inappropriate applicants

This volcano looks set to walk in to dinner first Timeline Theatre Co.

my granny could beat up Milhouse.

unwinding after being on record, I'm looking forward to all amazing people.

Photos are finally home.

Sad Nick , have you did not to worry!

Don't tell me a new fancy job!

Now that it's over, I just puked.

My face is bittersweet to say anything...

and blankets. the use of her goggles.

my granny was CAMERA?

incite wrote: Now that it's over, I just puked.

Quite sure you've actually posted this at some point!!

Jay is psych rock? I am suspicious of fresh tomatoes now so might use that tag to assess flooding and then but shortly after.

Sharing this for all the supposed humor.

or should watch it Frank...

This was not packed right like Mick Jagger

This was great fun even if we do not know why they have burgers...

Yes I know why they cut la bella figura.

what fresh hell is this 49ers?

Most of them didn't make sense, but these were somewhat coherent:

I drop an aquarium smoker cart is awesome, but I'm still up a touch drier than I had my favorites when you didn't go Hawks!

Swithun's Day, but I was going to watch animated Star Trek

Pope Templeton the Crazy in this year's cart is awesome, but overall a cocktail on getting some

It has been postponed until Huitlacoche was referred to injure myself.

HoboQ is rolling pins as drinkiner as Corn Smut, and then get these guys

free beer and the ground is awesome, but we will not be afraid to speculate, but we will be insane to sniff out

Wisconsin is this thing as a combo Mint Julep/Cinquo de Mayo cocktail.

Picard on a rake and hit myself in the traditional way

The pig has been moving from a julep chaser but I watched it, H.P.

to find We Jam Econo, and pork.

The pig or sheep! I have the final scene from Scarface.

Tomorrow I'll find the worst result since 1066

One of them may be an actual post I made, if not it's a brilliant idea!

Zardoz head art car?!?!

There are some funny lines in the posts on this so far, but the algorithm seems far away from being consistently able to put together a coherent English sentence. The entertainment value offered doesn't seem to me to be nearly worth handing over my Facebook password for, no matter what they say about not storing information.

"You can put bacon in March"

"I am always grateful that it is Wayne's World this morning"

"Sorry to indulge in NYC for a while now"

"But the first firefly of the big snow hits"

"Worse things have happened can't complain"

"I have to park the ladder, won't get to come by Willie Nelson"

I never post on FB, so it just regurgitates my only post:

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

"saw Panic with absinthe was a little pricey"

"nice, I am addicted to oysters"

"I'm going into the weekends, but failed"

"some good food, but my digital camera is the food"

"couldn't beat the kettle around the bend"

"should be a bone in the fridge for the football games"

"we are here, with bacon, cheese and Friday"

funny stuff.

jimswside wrote:"some good food, but my digital camera is the food"

Like it or not, this may be the ultimate LTH quote.

"We are taken, so I can not even begin to explain it."

First date with the End of the garlic, and still home one summer."

"Making a blizzard run to a heroin store at 530, they play about at a super easy and quick dessert was a fun it pretty cool."

"So there is almost no explanation of anything."

"I have met many food bloggers through The Spice House, I can send a junker truck to let them out. They created their own deep frying vat."

This one just cracks me up, it appears that I have captured food bloggers I have met through my company, and while I am entertaining the notion of letting them out, they have created their own demise. Or else they are just planning to deep fry spices while locked in my spice warehouse. I think it might be more fun to create stories to match the crazy bot sentences.

Cinnamon Girl wrote:
"So there is almost no explanation of anything."

This.

I like jimswside's

"nice, I am addicted to oysters"

and

"we are here, with bacon, cheese and Friday"

Must stop watching the Bears shouldn't have figured this was the train to keep my eyes closed.

It's way too cryptic for someone at the Lake.

Maybe next to me on the street, I clean again.

A Three Floyd's Gumballhead on Lake Shore Drive???

Carrie I have four mosquito bites on him to look up Elgar's Enigma Variations.

Even stranger, she's on dairy.

Bi bim bip on right answer. Even oil.

I could see wasting even more time playing with this app. I laughed out loud a few times. I feel like I've said some of these things.

he invited me the best corn in the impossible to the spanish dish chili con carne so i liked the meat.

Damn me since I have done more than 8000 bottles

picnic in the morning, and pizza.

I'm location scouting for lunch to be in town from the cameras and I'm soooooo cool.

making beef jerky for the road trip!

We just becuase your liverwurst is cheap, doesn't mean you know where we will be shooting sometime later this

Even when I look pretty standard new construction, condo or suburban. The time we already cached them before the owners of La Pasadita have him as too

Who's your router and there's a whole would definitely proved that i want for being an extra in store, and I'll get even know what a club sandwich with melted limburger and raw onions.

I just put an ad on craigslist for $50/pp plus free place to accept a veggie chili cannot afford our full with a beautiful strong black woman ~ ~ ~ you promise it'll always next year.

Tierra Caliente, at blackhawk and bring CASH to pay

I can't stop, this is too funny.

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My first wife was 'tarded, she's a pilot now.

It would be difficult to eat healthier, I end up near Tierra Caliente...

yeah that would both sides of beer and smoking a turkey pastrami, if anyone interested in a music video on the east side are LTH picnic today!

Chicagoans love Mexican food

I just saying hot dougs without ever tasting a Bari sub?

is rendering Tallow

I just wanted to spoon thai 0.4 miles to have great but will record store day yesterday.

I'm location scouting the owners of La Pasadita have to quit eating leftover tamrind glazed pork chops on my phone.

Gary Wiviott took a picture of heman into the history of chili, you'll see the one we are we talking about Fred.

Not nearly as funny as Laikom's...

Glad I just googled pork belly and this was originally and pasture raised animal protein, while completely disappeared website contact page gone, no outreach to go.

And yes, it's amazing! good olive oil and a Corolla.

And yes, I know I shouldn't complain but so glad I can't even labeled EVERY pot but just how

Not complicated at XMarx.

I'd make an app of yabby dumplings

Long day and he's going to depend on them, why hide?

And yes, if you know you can we grab a holiday cocktail soon???

The mullet was an appropriate prefast meal followed by a ballgame!

I'll have a bit eerie...

Field Box 20 people smuggle weapons themselves codes to fire, etc.. Make a point to join us been trying to kill you.

Failing. Sorry. Because so many of them arguing over there.

Meat rub done with movie violence I'm pretty funny!

fingers crossed over into the fridge.

old man and I. I say spicen the big old rotating meat cone last night and cops. no dine in, eat in your suspicion, the opening & pop. #YOLO

I'm gonna hire y'all to all for the day. And the funding cycle is still love the 'shrooms all tasty food kind chickenofthewoods, a handful of various boletes, and a new tin whistle that i was the 19th, NOT TONIGHT!

what if minors were other shots, rice crispy shallots, pickled golden beets with its egg sack.

Serving up my power team catering crew last day of cheap, bamboo sushi matlike material, ideas?

Canada is like an offer I can't Beat 'Em, Eat EDOGZ_OXBOW Foraged oyster mushroom, Becky's garden collards, Ox wild mint, and CJ's show R & chihuahua cheese in the adult coons trapped and now

Bill Pop's style giardiniere, yes.

Still not making bratwurst from scratch for tomorrow.

kinda sick of the snacks extra hard.

So, who wants to make homemade Combos.

Rimas, you and feta, fried walleye and sweet new shades, sweet potato w harissa aioli, ramps on ramps on ramps on ramps on ramps on 72112 at 7732358874.

Smoked bighead carp with the Neiman center, bringing out

Thanks to my student health insurance just said God, I think the offer, but with alligator sauce

"Damn me since I have done more than 8000 bottles"

Banner quote!

You said it was a side trip to Evanston & see how to join us?