I failed to mention that I would be on foot and heavily laden, so Rene G's option seemed both geographically and gastro-emotionally the way to go.
Bless you Rene G.
My stop at Olga's turned my wet, gray slog of a day into a Frank Capra movie.
The store actually looks brighter and livelier in your pics than it seemed today. From outside, and even upon entering, the place could not have looked less prepossessing. Narrow and deep to begin with, it seemed even more cramped being bisected down the center by an indifferently stocked shelf unit. Everything looked a bit distressed, faded, cluttered. Though my faith never wavered, I did stand for a few moments in the apparently empty space, taking it all in, until shaken from my reverie by a cheerful, "Helloooo?" emanating from the back.
Olga bustled in like the cook/grandma/housekeeper in an old movie. What would I like? Before I choose, I should taste the baked ham. Just made. Here.
A generous slice thrust forward over the counter dangling from the end of a very serious knife. Warm and delicious.
Well, I was thinking of the Schnitzel.
You know what Schnitzel is?
Yes, I do. My mother made Schnitzel.
Here, try. I just made it.
She wasn't kidding. The beautiful mottled brown/black bread crumb coating was glistening and fresh-out-of-the-pan hot. The meat was perfectly moist/tender.
I'll take 2 of those, please.
They are the size of dinner plates, and she's making the sandwich on fairly modest rounds of rye bread, so she simply hacks the pound of schnitzel into rough circles and proceeds to stack them on the bread. We're about 3 layers high when she asks, "Do you want to try a pork chop?"
I didn't want one right then, and was already considering other items for the rest of my order.
The solution?
I'll just put some pork on your Schnitzel. It's free. You know why? Because I already made it. I had it.
And by "some" she meant she would now place an entire pork chop on top of each of my already tottering Schnitzel towers. (Nobody has anything to teach Olga about vertical presentations.)
"Oh! Do you like corned beef?"
"I love corned beef."
"I just made it! Here, try it first."
She bustles back out, then returns with a steaming whole brisket in her hands. Whacks off a hunk that would pass for a portion in some places.
Mmm-mmm good. "OK, just slice me a pound of that. Not a sandwich. I'll take that home."
She slices thick, wide ribbons into a styrofoam take-out container, which, as it happens, is subdivided into 3 sections. The corned beef fills the main area, but what to do about the remaining two?
The solution?
She bustles out again and returns with a hunk of steamed cabbage, and a large steamed potato with which she fills the empty sections.
"And I'll take a loaf of the rye. My wife doesn't like rye bread, but this looks very light, so I'll take a chance."
"Here---have a slice before you take it."
So at this point I have consumed, in component parts, the equivalent of about 1.5 normal sandwiches before getting anywhere near the one I actually ordered and will pay for.
Now we're at the register. We're chatting, she's packing things up and I say something about how glad my wife will be when I return with this great sack of deli booty.
"Oh! Your wife! Let me send home a present for your wife. From Olga, you'll tell her."
She comes into the aisle and surveys the rather neglected looking shelf. Large bottles of fruit syrup, dusty bags of pasta, some odd canned goods. . .hmm. . .Ah! There it is. A lovely package of Bahlsen Butter Leaves cookies.
In the end, I spent about $25, ate a filling meal while ordering, and returned home with about 6 meals worth of food. As well as (I deeply believe) lower blood pressure and cholesterol, better karma, and goodwill toward men.
The images linked below are: Schnitzel sandwiches with whole pork chops as condiments; my completed order: 2 Schnitzel sandwiches, 1lb pckg. of Stiglmeier wieners, 1 loaf rye, corned beef and accoutrements, gift cookies.

"Strange how potent cheap music is."