Day 2: Milano’s, Bristol Lounge,Cafe PragueMilano’s Milano’s was a quite charming mix of family restaurant and bar tucked away just off of Milwaukee Avenue in the Avondale neighborhood. It is split into a very cozy bar area and a separate dining room for seating. The bar itself was nearly full of regulars with eyes glued to whatever game was flashing on the flat screen, so we grabbed a table in the otherwise unoccupied dining room. The six of us ordered a couple of bowls of soup and an order of pierogi, in addition to the zapiekanka, all to share among us. The server was a bit bewildered at our desire to share just a few snacks, but incredibly friendly and accommodating (and drop dead gorgeous, of course), especially when we informed her of the exploratory nature of our outing.
Maybe it was a soup kind of day, or maybe the cozy atmosphere clued us in. Either way, the zurek (sour rye soup) was the best version I can remember having: very rich, quite sour, and assertively spiced, with slices of really good sausage interspersed throughout. The other soup, goulash, was also great, with big hunks of tender meat and a really strong paprika flavor. I would order both again in a heartbeat. The pierogi were a bit thick skinned but homemade and prepared to my liking, i.e., with lots of bacon and onions on top. The zapiekanka (this one with ham on it) was unremarkable compared to the first day’s hit at Retro Cafe, and the cheese was not as good. It wasn’t bad, but I had already become a little jaded when it came to zapiekanka. Just to keep tabs, the ketchup was again given as a side option.
Zapiekanka with ham.
Pierogi
Goulash
Zurek
The bar area
Bristol Lounge:Bristol Lounge, just down Milwaukee from Milano’s, was one of our wild card picks, a “slashie”. It is part bar, part liquor store, part deli. As it appears from the outside, it was quite a dive, but the charm of a former time was remarkably well preserved, with an original 60’s-era melamine back bar and that nostalgic smell of stale (or perhaps not-so-stale) cigarette smoke. One tipsy barfly took a special interest in our group and played an assortment of 70’s hits and Mexican ballads on the jukebox in an apparent effort to welcome us and curry our favor. In other words, the bar has a ton of character and some interesting characters.
The menu consisted of a giant poster mounted behind the bar next to a trio of Franzia boxes. Unfortunately less than half of the items were actually available. I was holding out hope that the pizza listed on the menu was a zapiekanka, but unfortunately it was just some frozen grocery store pizza. We tried to order the sandwich to find it was not available. We settled for a few bowls of soup. We were informed that they had bigos, but it was “not from today” and with some persistence we were allowed to order it. We probably shouldn’t have; it definitely didn’t taste fresh, and we had to have the bartender nuke it a bit longer to get it to an edible temperature. The other three soups, however, were pretty damn satisfying. My favorite was the barley, which was rich and buttery, but the fava bean soup was a close second. We also had a tripe soup which was nothing special, but considering the dive we were in, at least wasn’t repulsive. The beers were cold, fresh, and properly carbonated. Not surprisingly, the beers were the cheapest of the tour, and as is standard at all of these bars, a sizeable pour (0.5 liter). Despite its seediness, I enjoyed the Bristol because it reminded me of the nearly-bygone working class bars where at the end of a long day a guy can sit down to simple meal of beer, a nourishing bowl of soup, and bread for pennies on the dollar.
The Menu. Note the bottles under, prices marked with magic marker.
Trio of Franzia
"lima" bean soup (actually it was fava)
Barley soup
Tripe soup
Bigos
My new best friend.
Cafe Prague:The last stop of the day was Cafe Prague on the far northwest side (but still accessible by the Belmont bus). As is obvious by the name, this was actually a Czech place, but had mixed Polish and Czech food and beer menus, so we thought it fit our already-loose criteria to be on the tour. Cafe Prague was another head-scratcher, in that it appeared to be set up like three types of establishments in one: a cafe, a family friendly restaurant, and a bar (with a bonus dance club on weekends). The atmosphere could be described as clean and modern European. We were served by who we assumed is one of the owners and a bartender (gorgeous as expected), both of whom couldn’t have been more friendly and welcoming, despite our perplexing desire to order the only Polish food from an extensive Czech menu.
The owner is second-generation Czech and also happens to be a lifelong vegan. He was incredibly eager to help us order drinks, offering samples of various Czech wines he imported specially for the bar. Though wine is not my strong suit, I enjoyed both the reds and whites immensely, and Teresa, who studied abroad in Central Europe for a short while, said they brought back a lot of memories of what she commonly had there but, other than Gruner Veltliner, has not encountered back in the states. The owner was also very proud of the beer selection, which was the most vast and varied of the tour. Being vegan, he was better at talking about the drinks than the food, so for that we were helped by the first-generation Czech bartender.
The Zapiekanka was lackluster, just passable, but in all fairness the bartender warned us against it. "this is not a polish bar!" It seems that a fondness for ketchup-laden pizza bread is culturally limited. After explaining that this was actually our third food stop for the night, we asked the bartender to help pick some other dishes for us to share. We ended up getting the fried brie (which she assured was an authentic Czech bar food) and the country style pork entree with bread dumplings and sauerkraut. Both were excellent and got me very excited about coming back to have a full dinner. If I had to compare it to Klas, Cafe Prague appeared to offer all of the old Bohemian favorites, but imbibed them with a more modern, and less old-school, sensibility and attention to quality.
My memories of the end of the night are a bit more foggy, possibly due to the absinthe service (complete with flashing green LED fake ice cubes) followed by flaming absinthe shots. Though I’m proud I did the flaming shot, after experiencing the smell of my own singed mustache and watching a couple youtube videos of people lighting their faces on fire, I don’t think I’ll press my luck and try it again.
Overall, Cafe Prague was hands-down our favorite (albeit non-Polish) overall experience, it was just fun and the czech food was great. With all there was to explore here, it is probably the most deserving of some LTH attention and further documentation, with Retro Cafe being a very close 2nd. It is a comfortable neighborhood restaurant and their hospitality cannot be beat.
Zapiekanka
Czech country style pork
fropones and his devilish grin
Absinthe fairy with absinthe spoons as wings
Absinthe service with flashing green ice cubes
Absinthe service and FIRE!
Milano's Cafe3930 W School St
Chicago, IL 60618
Bristol Deli and Liquors3086 N Milwaukee Ave
Chicago, IL 60618
Cafe Prague6710 W Belmont Ave
Chicago, IL 60634
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Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
-Mark Twain