Turkey for Halloween? Why yes!
Natural bird, about 12 lbs (Fresh Farms Wheeling, it was partially defrosted when I bought it on Tuesday, still some ice in the cavity when I started brining it on Friday). Brined overnight (2 gal water, 2 cups salt, 1 cup brown sugar, fistful of peppercorns and a few tbs of Parisian Seasonings I had in the spice cabinet), dried from 8am to noon. Stuffed with a quartered onion, rubbed with oil, and a mixture of garlic, ginger, turmeric, coriander, ancho powder and cumin -- I was going for a curry flavor, but it didn't come through at all -- it had a hard time sticking (I shouldn't have used fresh garlic and ginger).
Smoke-roasted (no water pan, just a drip pan, ran about 300F) with cherry wood for about three hours (165 in the thigh, 160 in the breast) - perfectly moist. Nine people left just about a pound and a half of meat plus the drumsticks. Because of some flare-ups, I was worried the drippings pan was too burnt for gravy, so I didn't scrape out the dripping pan and only used what was loose. Sauteed some shallot and diced up the giblets in a bit of the drippings, added the rest and some flour, then chicken stock and a bit more of the parisian seasoning and it came out very rich and smoky, like I'd made it with bacon.
At that higher-than-smoker temp, the skin renders down very nicely, but doesn't quite get crispy (perhaps if I'd remembered to put salt in my rub, d'oh), but otherwise, I can't think of a reason to oven-roast a turkey when this is so nearly foolproof.
What is patriotism, but the love of good things we ate in our childhood?
-- Lin Yutang