One of my favorite Joan jokes; food-related:
"I bought the book 'The Joy of Sex.' Did you read that Chapter 11 where you wrap yourself totally in Saran Wrap? My husband came home and said, 'Leftovers again?"
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By protecting others, you save yourself. If you only think of yourself, you'll only destroy yourself. --Kambei Shimada
Every human interaction is an opportunity for disappointment --RS
There's a horse loose in a hospital --JM
That don't impress me much --Shania Twain