Amuse:Twist! It was in front of us the whole time! Those white rocks in the centerpiece are actually a merengue, along with a shot of supergreen juice. I forget what it was made of, but the merengue tasted like good dirt and the juice tasted of citrus and algae. It reminded me of my youth, drinking Sunny D in the old bog.
Bread:A massive loaf of warm, crusty bread, torn into infant head sized chunks, presented on a massive platter with a gorgeous snowdrift of golden butter. We were hungry, and this was destroyed in under a minute.
Side Note:Do not order the gin & tonic. If you think you’ll look like a cool, sophisticated older gentleman in front of your perky twentysomething date, you’ll be wrong. This Gin and Tonic is orange and served in a Scandal Sized Wine Glass with a full sized straw. Any hopes I had to be taken seriously as a famous food blogger and potential sex partner were dashed as this pastel goblet plunked down in front of me.
“What did you order!?” she snickered, her hand moving discreetly towards her phone.
“Gin & Tonic!” I shout-sobbed, voice cracking. Luckily we were interrupted by the first course.
Fluke:Lightly cured fluke petals with radish, avocado and Christmas Tree. The avocado was a bit hard, and brought to mind ceviche, so I ate it separately after the first few bites. Paired with Cava.
LEYE Famous Bowls:Potato shaped into noodles, topped with chicken skin, seaweed, crème fraiche, and mugwort. Basically a loaded mashed potato in a comparatively massive bowl. Big, hearty comfort food and a bit out of place in my opinion. Chicken skin was delicious, perfectly crisp and just the right amount of grease. We were given only a spoon for this dish, which meant that the big chicken skin planks are eaten with your hands or broken up by mashing them into the bowl. After the skin and greens, I was left with half a bowl of mushy white potato noodles. This dish is hurt by its size, and should be half of what it is. Paired with an oaky Chardonnay type wine. I forget what it was called, but the pairing was spot on.
Ramen:Rutabaga noodles, what appeared to be a hardboiled egg yolk. Chef poured the oxtail broth (tea?) when served. The oxtail beef itself was perfectly tender, flavorful and proportioned to the rest of the dish. Aronia berries were a nice contrast to the egg/beef but also a little distracting, mainly because of the temperature difference between them and the broth. My companion really enjoyed this. Paired with a sweet licorice-y Porter.
Lobster:Half a steamed lobster tail and claw. Blood orange, black trumpet mushroom, snap peas, foam. Lots of coarse cumin and salt on the plate. The lobster itself may have been a bit overcooked, but that is more of a footnote than judgment on the dish as a whole. The blood orange, cumin, lobster combo was something I’ve never tasted before and was thinking about it long afterwards. Paired with Barbaresco.
Dessert:Kombucha Juniper Snow with hunks of chocolate clay. The tartness of the snow masked the chocolate a bit too much, but this was a refreshing end to the meal. This chocolate was so rich and thick I didn’t know it was chocolate at first. Paired with a sticky sweet ‘85 Sherry that was older than my date.
Service: Our waitress was dynamite, an L2O vet who answered our questions confidently and poured the wine with the grace and confidence of a gay swan. The expediters and water attendants on the other hand, were as clumsy as gay sea lions. They set our plates down hard, moved glasses by holding the rims, and were often more a nuisance than a necessity. I don’t need my water glass refilled to the brim after every sip, and especially not when I’m nearing the punch line to my hilarious anecdote. In comedy, timing. Is everything.
Bathroom:I give these bathrooms 4 Michelin Stars. Small and private, with great lighting. I felt like I was in a Cialis commercial by myself, and regained all the confidence lost from the Gin & Tonic mishap. The bathroom fish tank however, leaves a lot to be desired. Sparsely stocked and questionable choices. This 200 gallon showpiece fish tank is peppered with two or three orange Rasboras, one drab Ciclid and a handful of gloomy Marsh Shrimp? You think this will make me sit down to pee? Slide whistle down.
Overall: I’d go again. Two of five courses were excellent, two were good, and one was just a little off logistically. Unexpectedly big portions, and relatively cheap. The tasting menu was $65, and the tier 1 booze was $30, which is what we both had. Pairings were wonderful, in some cases essential. Tier 2 booze was $50.
It’s a great room, but a downright beautiful kitchen...one of the best I’ve ever seen as you would imagine.
Oh and the kitchen staff does stay the same through the rotating exec chefs.