Wow. Talking about 180 degree difference of opinion--of course I could have posted to the more
complimentary write-up, but I'd rather go with controversy!
When I first saw this place, about a year ago, "the bright space, the big menu"..."[L]ooking a little like an Asian HoJo’s, with lots of bright oranges and greens, and staffed by hip young people in matching uniforms" seemed quite alluring. It was, if not exactly like the places I'd visited years ago on my honeymoon in Asia, it was at least like a few of the places I envied Tony Bourdain in his various Asian episodes. After all, what said authentic more than baked spaghetti with luncheon meat! Think Super H Mart with table service.
I was suppose to go one day here for lunch with a reporter, but instead there was an audible that day to hit the (then) newly opened Shanghai-ish outpost of Lao Sze Chuan. I put this one back in the food memory for some other time. Well, it's just not a lot of visits to Chinatown or restaurants generally these days, so it took until very recently for two visits to Chi Cafe. I like it!
Maybe I'm a sucker for a place that, after ordering, pulls out a draw from under your table where all your necessities lie, your napkins, soup spoons, chopsticks and Western silverware. While I am not quite a sucker for some of the oddities beloved in Hong Kong, I am a softie for things in XO sauce. As I differ with the Hat on decor, I also differ greatly on the turnip cake in XO sauce. At dim sum, this dish can so often be a greasy slab of turnip lead. These were quite opposite, airy and chewy, with just a hint of spice from the XO sauce.
I'm also a sucker for ordering things to see what they are, and with a 200+ item menu, there are and will be plenty of opportunities. I
had to see what caged shrimp were. Answer: steamed shrimp, tons of minced garlic, some stir fried egg white and rice packed into a small ceramic container. I'm not sure the caging did anything to the dish. At breakfast, I had to have
lai noodles to see what those were. Answer: very, (very) slippery round rice noodles. As I would grab some with my chopsticks, a few noodles would "run" up the sticks and fall to the table.
Breakfast? After our first visit, the family was quite intrigued by the breakfast specials that included noodle soups (the lai came in with the choice of noodle), a carbo combo of rice noodles and congee or a few other things including the "Belgium waffle" my younger daughter wanted. I'll start with that, as that's no great shake for sure. All they did was pop toaster waffles in the toaster, although the gobs of whipped cream were not entirely unappreciated by the younger in our crowd. The rest of the stuff, the various noodles, crispy or soft, and the congees, hit the spot in a very, not have to eat for another 12 hours kinda way. Drinks come with the breakfast specials and all hit the spot too. The waffle eater is now a big Ovaltine fan. Coffee more than decent with its addition of condensed milk.
If this was not such a shlep, if it was not an infringement on my local habits, I'd get through the 200+ menu a bit sooner. You all should help. Don't be afraid of safety.
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