Santiago de Cuba, Gran HotelThe Pope's in Cuba this week. Havana yesterday, Holguin, in the middle of the island today, and Santiago on Cuba's southeastern, Caribbean end tomorrow. Papa Francisco is Latin America's pope, and a rockstar among modern leaders of the Catholic church. To say that the Cuban people are excited by the papal visit would be a huge understatement. But it's not even the biggest news of the summer. Back on August 14, the US flag rose above our embassy, a concrete 1953 mid-rise in the Brutalist style that could be the federal building in any midsize US city. It's in the middle of the malecon, between the deco
Riviera (Lansky, 1957) on one end and the splendid old town and city center, La Habana Vieja, on the other. Were it not for the remarkably bleaker Soviet-style concrete slabs here and there, our embassy might be the most incongruous structure in a town of pastel Belle Epoque confections and crumbling colonial squares. But it's a gleaming tower of optimism today. The truth will develop over time, but today Cuba is quietly electric with anticipation of what good might come from fewer sanctions and more contact with America.
A few weeks after the flag went up, and a few weeks before the Pope arrived, I had the good fortune to visit Cuba with my family, to share in my mother-in-law's first trip back home since the
Riviera was new. Like Papa Francisco, our group of 9 men, women and children would start in Havana, head to Holguin (Camaguey too), and finish up in Santiago. About 600 miles with side trips. Perhaps unlike the Pope, we'd do it in a shitty rented Renault with 200,000 miles, no A/C, and no gas gauge, along with a newer and marginally more reliable Chinese Geely - a shameful car justly ridiculed by a people renowned for keeping 1955 Buicks running with scrap metal. We'd endure record heat (in Cuba, in August) and what we hope is the end of Cuba's worst drought in 100 years. Which was perfect, because avoiding the heat is a fine art perfected by Cubans over the past 500 years. It involves rum and beer.
I won't try to hash out the historically important, complex implications of this Cuban summer for the politics, economy, culture, and religion of 11 million people living on the Caribbean's largest island. I'll try to stick to the food.

San Cristobal getting ready for Papa Francisco.
HavanaBy far the largest city, the capital, and also the place that's 90 miles from Key West, Havana is the one city that most foreign travelers visit and the one place that Americans on a cheap, Vegas-like holiday used to see. Visitors might venture out to the famous beach town of Varadero, but not much more. Havana was the most cosmopolitan place we visited, with the broadest range of foods, the most fancy hotels, the biggest foreign presence. It was also the most depressing in many ways. While the old town and certain nicer neighborhoods looked great and could be anywhere in Latin America or Southern Europe, vast stretches of burned out, crumbling city blocks are just around the corner, just about everywhere. But unlike similar areas of our own Detroit or St. Louis, people still live there. You know it from the flicker of a TV and a laugh peeking through rough-hewn boards covering the empty places that used to be magnificent French doors on decrepit houses that would be rehabbed into boutique hotels in San Francisco or New Orleans. Crime, particularly violent crime, barely exists. And trash, sewage and the smells that usually come with hot squalor are not there. Somehow, basic human dignity and health are maintained as the infrastructure turns to dust. Nonetheless, Havana has a lot of people living in objectively crappy conditions that don't otherwise seem particularly prevalent on the island.

The (relatively) upscale Vedado neighborhood

Full occupancy building along the Malecon
Making do and doing well without a lot was a major theme on this trip and the way of life in Cuba. This became especially true during the "Special Period" of Cuban history - the decades following the USSR's fall and Cuba's consequent loss of it's primary patron. Like the Cuban mechanics working wonders on the TV series
Cuban Chrome, Cuba's chefs do a nice job manipulating a lot of the same government-issued and rationed foods into something better than its parts. This works much better with rustic, traditional creole dishes, in my experience.
In Havana and all over the country, restaurants that cater to visitors (that's most of them; few can afford to eat out) tempt outsiders with food that fits a flawed and antiquated concept of luxury and indulgence. The ubiquitous tourist lobster meal represents the worst of it. While seafood is the island's birthright, humble neighborhood paladares don't often have it. Cubans don't spend much time in boats, for obvious reasons, and seafood is not something often handled by most Cuban kitchens. (The almost complete absence of small craft in the island's many harbors is easy to miss at first, but it's all Chinese container ships and nothing else.) Lobsters, the kings of seafood, are for tourists only, found in the fancy places. Any citizen caught with one for personal use faces serious jail time, for real. I joked that Cuban chefs torture the spiny lobsters and fish, cooking into oblivion that which is forbidden and foreign to them. There are, of course, exceptions. When the seafood is good, it's great. Very fresh and very local. But still, don't order the lobster.


The thing above was a lovely zarzuela, the classic Spanish seafood stew that is like a paella without the rice, from
Castropol - which, despite the name sounding like a Russified homage to Fidel and Raul, has been around since the 30's. Below it is a traditional pulpo con papas. The restaurant is associated with Havana's Asturian Society and has a great rooftop dining room along the waterfront near the old town. It's also close by Havana's crummy, inauthentic, but interesting Chinatown.
Chinatown was the one place in all of Cuba that sort of creeped everyone out. The dingy, narrow alleys, somewhat open prostitution, and preponderance of businesses selling cheap drinks from open windows to rowdy kids stood out. While people were having fun and making music all over Cuba on our trip, no one even came remotely close to making a scene or appeared drunk and disorderly, except here. Risky behavior in this law-and-order place. By the way, Havana once had one of the largest and oldest Chinatowns in the West. NY, Miami and Tampa still have old-line Chinese-Cuban spots slinging fried rice with a milanesa on top. But Chinatown Havana is mostly a low rent clip joint kind of place now, it seems. With the revolution, Chinatown's small business owners read the writing on the wall (as many had years earlier in the old, old country) and scrammed. Almost no one of Chinese ethnicity remains. Though, the PRC has supplied a few chefs for the restaurants - including a good one from Shanghai at
Tien Tan, according to multiple sources. I didn't get to try it.

Like I suggested above, the best food we had in Cuba was, unsurprisingly, Cuban food. In an outlying neighborhood west of center is
El Aljibe. The history of this place is somewhat fuzzy, but the story goes that the Garcia family started serving a Cuban "Sunday dinner" spread back in '46 and they continue to do so today in a government-owned place that is so well-done and comfortable in its thatched-roof luxury that it could be in Maui or Bali.
Aljibe is like a Cuban White Fence Farm but much, much better. For 12 bucks, it's all you care to eat Cuban roasted chicken (what we know as
pollo chon here on LTH), the best black beans and rice we ate in Cuba, salad, platanos maduros, and other stuff. Just like
abuelita's house. Sure, tourists go there. So do local, VIP types. You might want to drink the mojo on this bird.


El Aljibe's government ownership raises a point. Many supposed Western "insiders" will tell you to avoid government owned places like the plague and to seek out only private
paladares. These places actually are a relatively new phenomenon in Cuba -- named after the fictional outlaw restaurant in a '90's Brazilian soap opera, the original
paladares of Havana were truly under the radar and grey market semi-dangerous places (to own, at least). But they are now everywhere, and the government gets its cut. The legendary
La Guardia, hidden in a dilapidated apartment tower, still gets great reviews. However, we ate some wonderful food in state run places and terrible food in certain
paladares. In fact, the latter class of restaurants has given birth to an ingenious, pernicious subgroup - what I'd call a Potemkin's village cafe. Here's what happens: a concierge or driver urges you to try his friend's
paladar for the best food in town. Soon you arrive at an eerily empty room with a few tables decked out in hotel linens. You are given a laminated menu with everything written in English, and prices are 2-3 times higher than they should be. And the food is terrible. The restaurant exists when you show up. Otherwise, it's not clear what the hell is happening in that room. And in a country where everyone makes $20 a month, you'd better believe this weird con is worth it for a $300 dinner tab. We were able to detect and reject this scam a few times, which was kind of fun.
Booze in CubaSee the professional looking guy up there with the crisp white shirt behind the Havana Club sign? That guy's everywhere in Cuba. A real, old-school pro bartender making classic cocktails and pouring cold, if unexciting, Cristal, Bucanero and Presidente (Cuba's national Pilsner, lager, and import, respectively). Rum and whiskey, and rum, is what you want to focus on in Cuba. With a hand-shaken daiquiri, icy tall rum collins, or perfect mojito (mercifully light on the sugar here) ringing up at 2-4 bucks far and wide, you can't go wrong. And, while there is some extraordinary liquor on the island, bad booze simply does not exist. The worst you'll get is 3 year old Havana Club. Stepping aside from the trip's temporal and geographic order for a minute, let's talk about the drinks of Cuba. To oversimplify it, nothing changed and that's a good thing. The same respect for bar tending and drinks remains from the Cuba of Sinatra and the Mambo Kings. It probably seemed corny in 1987, but I think a lot of people would appreciate it now.

The above daiquiri was a typical $3 drink, this time from a terrific open-air bar overlooking the main square in Camaguey, a centrally located colonial town with a warren of narrow, winding streets in the middle of Cuba's cowboy country and the city with what we found to be the best food in Cuba. More below.


Outside bar at the grand dame
Hotel Nacional, and exterior, Havana

Lobby bar,
Hotel Inglaterra, Havana
The drink lists tend to be be traditional, but large enough to please most drinkers. That said, the government test for bartenders is apparently very comprehensive and I was not able to stump any barmen with a "real" (pre-Pegu Club) cocktail. Here's one from a run of the mill bar in Santiago:

Tradition is, of course, respected. If there's anyone on par with Che, Fidel, Jose, Abe or Vladimir on the island, it's Ernest. The bars he frequented tend to be tourist traps, but good tourist traps like the Green Mill or Arnaud's.
La Floridita in Havana is the home of the
daiquiri. For chrissakes, only order your daiquiri
natural and
colado (strained). They do have blenders in Cuba, however, and at least one place puts them to good use. (More on that soon.)

Note the Jack Daniels, center left.
Further down, nearer the cathedral is
La Bodeguita del Medio, another legendary haunt of Papa (the Oak Park one), which lays claim to the
mojito.

Keep walking….

to
304 O'Reilly. This narrow storefront, address-named spot in Havana's old town would be hard to spot from the street, given its lack of signage and low key vibe. (Yeah, one of the main streets in
La Habana Vieja, ending at the
Plaza de las Armas (the castle) is named O'Reilly.) This is basically a Paul McGee or Danny Shapiro joint happening in the original home of the cocktail. And focusing on gin and juice, no less. This place exists in a different dimension than any other spot we visited in Cuba. That dimension is - big city, 2015, not in Cuba. As modern and "normal" as the bar felt to a Chicagoan, it was excellent by any standard. The small plates are fantastic and involve produce I didn't see anywhere else (I had great ceviche and a fresh take on the national dish, a vegetable stew,
ajiaco). I started with one of the better Negroni variations I've had (and I've had a lot) and moved on to one of the infusion-based G&Ts. Here's the menu, not including an extensive daily chalkboard:

With drinks in the $4-6 range, 304 O'Reilly is outrageously pricey by Cuban standards. (Cuban "tourist money" or CUCs, are tied 1:1 with the $USD, so you always know what you are paying, even though you'll want to bring Euros to change to CUCs due to a steep exchange penalty on US cash.) Here's what you get (bartender working the tweezers; daiquiri with mango; frozen daiquiri,
natural; mojito with melon):




Each of these drinks (and the others that I had) was outstanding. And it bears mentioning that the produce used in these drinks is especially precious in Cuba right now. A potential crisis was averted when the resort we stopped at outside Holguin (Playa Pesquero) finally received a generous shipment of limes. The drought and heat have all but wiped them out on the island and Cuban cocktails aren't much without limes.
Santiago de Cuba and RumObviously, rum is king in Cuba, though the locals do have a taste for whiskeys, including the easier-to-get Scotch and Canadian; but bourbon is enjoyed when available. Even a simple roadside hut selling fried chicken and beer will have a bottle of Chivas on hand, next to the Havana Club. A decent bottle of American brown would be incredibly well-received down there, should you ever visit (more likely now than ever in 50 years). But there's little reason to drink anything but rum when in Cuba, and little reason not to drink
Santiago if you can find it. Its namesake town is the second largest in Cuba - a place of striking beauty that brings to mind San Francisco or Rio. A city of steep hills, leading down to a deep bay, with the high
Sierra Maestra in the background. It's the seat of every Cuban revolution. And, frankly, a lot more pleasant in many ways than Havana. Someday people are going to go nuts over Santiago. The town is to rum as Havana is to cigars or Louisville is to bourbon. It was a place of stupendous wealth from the sugar fields, and the home of the Bacardis. The rum to drink there, and anywhere you can find it in Cuba, is
Santiago de Cuba. The 11, 12, and 20 years are awesome, but the more basic
anejo is better than it needs to be, too. There's also a 25 year that I saw once or twice, which I'm sure is spectacular. Otherwise, the ubiquitous, partially French-managed, Havana Club is plenty good. Unfortunately for those of us that travel a bit for work, the Santiago brand is not exported. So you wont find it in a duty free in the EU or Mexico. But you are permitted to take it out of the country per the ordinary customs rules.
Asuncion Cathedral from the roof of the
Gran Hotel de Santiago, with the excellent 1950's modernist Bank of Cuba building on the square.

View down the hill.
We missed the last rum factory tour in Santiago, but were able to liberate a few bottles on the way out of town.
CigarsWhat goes better with rum? Habanos confirmed their position among the very best after a few down years of overproduction and underachieving in response to the "cigar boom" of the late 1990s (things move slowly in Cuba, and in agriculture, particularly with aged products like tobacco leaf). The iconic original Partagas factory near the old town in Havana is shuttered for rehab these days, but those top rollers are now over at the Romeo y Julieta/H. Upmann facility making the world's finest cigars on the same ancient equipment as they have for hundreds of years.



For anyone who's interested in the price of cigars in Cuba, I bought a 25 box of my all-time favorites,
Ramon Allones, Allones Specially Selected, for around $150. That's a great price for such a terrific cigar, but not insanely so. The touristy (but good) brands such as Cohiba and Trinidad are no bargain at all, priced at 2-3 times what a Partagas, Montecristo, R&J or Allones costs. So go in knowing your stuff and pick up a few individual smokes before committing big money. With the $100-per-adult limit on cigars and rum for returning US citizens (on a valid license to travel to Cuba), it's a great risk to pay much more than we did for anything.
Camaguey and Holgin - Country FoodNext, I want to mention two interior, central towns that we visited on our road trip across the island, with stops at the small hill towns of Mayari and Cueto near Holguin to visit my in law's old stomping grounds.
Camaguey was a pleasant surprise. A cool colonial town made up of twisting streets flowing downhill from the church square. We weren't there for long and weren't expecting much (not much info is available online) but we had our best meal of the trip in this "cowboy" city surrounded by rolling pastureland.
Restaurante 1800 in Plaza San Juan is about as pleasant as it gets. A true
paladar, apparently, this family run spot in a very old building has a number of white-tablecloth tables on a small church square maybe 1/2 a mile from the main plaza. Good service by eager young English majors (speaking perfect, American newscaster-accented English and having never left town), terrific drinks, terrific food, all under the stars on a night when the heat mercifully broke and a breeze blew in from the coast.
Camaguey is famous for its
tasajo (dried beef or horse meat reconstituted like bacalao) and for its
ropa vieja, the shredded beef flank dish that is well-known to most who have tried Cuban food. I can honestly say that 1800's
ropa vieja was the best rendition of a Cuban staple that I tasted on the trip, and the best version of that dish I have had. That's big praise considering how many plates of
ropa I've had over the years. Unfortunately, they had just one portion left, which we shared as an appetizer. It escaped the camera, as did my extraordinary
chilindron - a Cuban twist on an old Spanish staple from
Aragon, according to Spanish Wikipedia. Sometimes made with goat or chicken, my lamb chilindron would appeal to anyone who enjoys nihari, carbonnade, or anything else that involves delicious, long-stewed red meat. Others had small, pink shrimp
enchilados from the nearby coast. They were well-handled and not overcooked at all, in contrast to much of the seafood we ate in Cuba. Reading up on 1800 after the trip, it seems that folks within Cuba are recognizing it as one of the country's best.

Camaguey rooftops

Setting the table at 1800

Holguin wasn't much more than a short stop in the college town on the way to one of Cuba's big, government-owned and managed beach resorts. I'll save that experience for another post or beers, but I'll condense the report like this:
Playa Pesquero is a beautiful place on a pristine white beach, staffed by wonderful, extremely hard-working Cubans who have a great attitude despite some challenges serving UK and Canadian tourists loads of luxury food and drink in an all-inclusive setting. Mostly a workingman's holiday sort of place, the largely UK guests can't be blamed for treating a beach resort for what it is and living it up for 2 weeks, Cabo Wabo style, $1200 a head, airfare included. The food was surprisingly great and varied, including fresh seafood, with an emphasis on Cuban regional dishes. That said, most were loading up on steaks and french fries, which were excellent too. Our group had a swell time enjoying the weather, the water, and the people working at the resort -- none of whom had ever met a US citizen. Amazing as it seems, we heard that a lot, everywhere we went outside of Havana. Canadians are all over Havana and the resorts, but we "Americanos" were totally unique and an object of interest and speculation. We answered a million smart questions.
One thing that we saw at the resort but not elsewhere:
lechon asado happening. According to my kids, it was great. It was picked clean by the time I arrived. Hours before, I was interested to talk to the cookers who sat next to this fire tending the pigs on a 95 degree day (been there myself). As with the Eastern NC/TN style I prefer, these guys cook the meat pretty close to a fairly hot fire for only 4-6 hours. This is not competition BBQ. It's a hog roast with tried and true times, temps, and dimensions going back 500 years. These animals were approximately 90# each:


Typical stand selling lechon and fruit on the way out of town from
Mayari, a town made famous by the Buena Vista Social Club, along with nearby
Cueto. 
Typical roadside grill - a Cuban "highway oasis" with sandwiches, beer and rum. The roads could get tricky and rough from time to time, but they were mostly fine. The real delays came from bikes, horses, cows, and other animals on the road, plus the almost omnipresent breakdowns -- including our own.
Government Cheese (and Ham)Last, the one culinary thread on our journey: state-issued ham and cheese. Along with a surprisingly tasty whole grain sub roll that was not Cuban bread (that did exist, but you sometimes had to look), our constant Cuban companions on this trip were a pungent, thinly-sliced yellow cheese that fell somewhere between gouda and cheddar and a round of salty, particulate ham-loaf that wasn't half bad, for what it was. They showed up as a couple everywhere, all the time, especially in the early hours like old friends. Oh, and papaya (called
fruta bomba in Cuba, referring to its blandness). Succulent fruit from the ugly, weed-like and hardy plant was everywhere despite the drought. The two big fruit seasons in many tropical places are mango and papaya, and the beautiful shady mango trees were barren this trip. I like both.
The ham and cheese, as modest as they are to us, were treated like gold by the Cubans handling them. No doubt the cheese, especially, is expensive. Perhaps that's why, on the roads near Holguin and Camaguey, the center lanes of the highways are often occupied by cowboys on foot, horses tied on the shoulder. The
vaqueros hold large blocks of
queso blanco high overhead toward the scorching sun, two large Cuban crackers in the other hand and, sometimes, guava paste. Someone must stop to buy this cheese (possibly illegal cheese from "surplus" milk on the farm), or the flapping live fowl these death-defiers less often hold out, mid-passing lane. We never once saw it, though.

Jamon y queso, here with fresh vegetables, eggs and fries. Home made guava jam on the side, Havana.

Jamon y queso in good company with made-to-order Cuban churros (made with yuca and lighter than other churros), Cuban bread, imported jamon Serrano, croquets, chile, Holguin.

Jamon y queso with papaya, papaya juice and "breakfast sausage," possibly based on the same ham, Camaguey.

Pressed ham and cheese sandwich, on the road.
What we didn't see much of were Cuban sandwiches. The ham, cheese, bread, and lechon were there. The will to combine them into a single sandwich was not. More proof that Cuban sandwiches hail from Ybor City.
It's a great place to visit. I hope to go back some day.

Fruit and juice stand, Oriente Province

Highway into Santiago

Hotel Nacional, Havana

Santiago
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