I thought about posting this in 'Shopping and Cooking', but, really, the only place it could possibly belong is in 'Other'.
Milling and threading a potato:
https://youtu.be/SzgPOJPTo_AThe most important part - choosing the frying medium. Of course, peanut oil is a good choice. Canola oil - eh, ok. Beef squeezings are pretty good. But the best of all, of course, is A-9 Aluminium cutting fluid...
"I've always thought pastrami was the most sensuous of the salted cured meats."