DClose wrote:Food is incredibly average - I'm willing to bet if you stick to basic red sauce type things and some wine or a Peroni, you'll to just fine for yourself.
Prescient words, my friend. The food was fine - nondescript and inoffensive. Through my own personal process of elimination, I ended up with the Brick Chicken . . .
Brick ChickenEven though it's described on the menu as boneless, it was actually a spatchcocked and partially-boned whole chicken -- and the only chicken on the menu with any bones in it at all. The dark meat was tasty, as was the vesuvio-like sauce, the whole, roasted cloves of garlic and the potatoes. The broccolini was tough and undercooked. It was a gargantuan portion, so I cannot comment on the white meat, since I didn't make it that far.
My wife ordered the Pork Chop Parmesan . . .
Pork Chop ParmesanBeyond its enormity, the pork chop was tasty enough, with a good coverage of breading, sauce and cheese. A side of tortellini in Alfredo Sauce, which comes with the pork chop, got kind of lost in the shuffle. I understand not wanting to serve a red-sauced pasta with the parmesan dish, but the Alfredo just didn't stand up. Maybe, instead, a vegetable should be offered by default.
Before the main courses, our group shared a nicely-cooked, tender order of Grilled Calamari, the Chopped Salad and the Meatball Salad. The meatballs were somewhat mushy but I thought the red sauce was respectable. The romaine-based salad beside them was pretty standard-issue. The chopped salad was served unmixed and laid out on a plate almost like a Cobb Salad, which made it kind of hard to deal with, especially with 6 of us sharing it.
Our server was friendly and efficient but what pissed me off -- and was likely at least somewhat beyond his control -- was how hurried we were. Our reservation was at 7 pm and it was somewhat bustling when we arrived (including a larger party with screaming children that lingered far longer than they should have). But it emptied out pretty quickly after that and I guess the kitchen staff really wanted to get out of there, so the main courses arrived at the table before we were even close to finishing the salads. I really hate that. And it was a small table to begin with, so it made things really uncomfortable, as well as sending us an unmistakable "get the fuck out of here" message . . . which we eventually did, without ordering dessert.
All in all, it was fine. Because of the general nature of the food -- the menu felt as if Rosebud and Maggiano's had a baby -- and the hospitality gaps, I told my wife it was kind of the anti-Anteprima. I can't really foresee any circumstance where I'd choose to return, but if I ended up in a group that chose it, I could live with it. I do think Wildfire would have been a better choice. Not only is their food at least marginally better (though, admittedly, also pricier), a round table, of which they have many, would have been ideal for our group. And I'm certain we wouldn't have been rushed there in any way.
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