Number five in my series of Essential restaurants and, just as importantly, places discovered and popularized by the LTH community in past posting lives...
Vital Information asked the question today whether a $30 steak at Gene & Georgetti is a better thing, objectively and as a value, than a $10 steak at El Llano.
This to me grossly understates the question. Which would you rather have: a $30 steak with a $20 salad and a side order of contempt in a place that feels like an old men's club crossed with an old men's room, or a $10 steak in a festively stereotypical South American atmosphere of burros and weavings where the food comes to you on a Flintstonian wooden plank and you're never sure if they entirely understood what you ordered?
I thought so. I mean, if you get off on the G&G thing, that Sopranosish aldermen-and-made men vibe, good for you, but I know which I would rather have, especially since odds are I'll have the kids with me and the one thing that's likely to earn you even more contempt from the G&G staff than being Lindsey Buckingham or asking the bartender if he knows how to make a drink he invented is to come in with two wild and voluble young boys.
I guess I think of it sort of like the way I buy wine. Occasionally I buy an expensivish bottle, mid two figures anyway. But at that price, it damn well better be good. There's no fun, no surprise to be had, any more than you'd say to your neighbor, "You know what, for $60,000 that little Porsche is a
heck of a car." But when the $11 bottle the guy at the store recommends turns out to be really good, then, hey, I feel good.
You go into El Llano, you agree to pay $11 for a steak which is asking for trouble most of the time, in fact I pretty much don't have steak at that price anywhere but a South American place like El Llano, and you get a flavorful piece of meat, some serious starches, a wooden plank, some chimmichurri, and a little taste of life as a gaucho on the pampas. You get taken out of your life for a few minutes, which is a pretty rare thing on that stretch of Lincoln Avenue which seems to pretty much be bars named Finley O'Mullitoole's or something these days.
The experience is not always perfect, I've had language issues (see below) but as with wine, you're not at a price point where anything less than perfect will disappoint. You're at a price point where it's okay that the two year old picks up his plate, dumps it on his head and laughs as if to say, "I still don't have a conception of right and wrong and I'm going to milk it as long as it lasts." Try that at Gene & Georgetti's, even if you are Lindsay Buckingham.
Best of all, you have your choice of steak or chicken. In fact, you have your choice of steak or chicken
restaurants. Brasa Roja, on west Montrose, is an offshoot of El Llano specializing in rotisserie chicken, marinated in a salty South Am. marinade and served (if you time your visit well, that is-- it's all a lot less impressive if it's been sitting around for a couple of hours) hot off the spit. Atmosphere and sides are mostly the same, though there seems to have been more digging by LTHers into the Brasa Roja menu, which has turned up things as various as a South American sausage (excellent when freshly grilled, not so great if reheated) and an agua fresca made with lulo, a citrus fruit unknown in American grocery stores.
If anything, it's even more family friendly, not to mention the staff is willing to pose for pictures:
Unpretentious, ethnic and different yet utterly approachable and mighty tasty, completely kid and gringo friendly, El Llano and Brasa Roja put a smile on my face every time and leave me feeling like I ate like a king. Or even a ward committeeman.
Here's an earlier post by me on El Llano, from April 2003, discussing one minor quibble which, clearly, has declined in importance to me:
I know the Columbian steakhouse El Llano is a Vital Info fave, but for some reason despite living semi-close by I had not been to their new location since they moved across and up Lincoln to just south of Irving Park. (Just south of the bad tapas place, and across from the bank which was Molotov Cocktailed when it was a Serbian social club. Not since ex-cop William Drury was gunned down in his Cadillac two days before the Kefauver Crime Commission came to town has Roscoe Village/St. Ben's seen such excitement.)
I was a fool to wait, everything about the place screams "find." The inside is almost Hollywood perfect, Gaucho-meets-Old West-meets-immigrant tourist trap (and I mean that in a good way), the chimichurri is brightly flavorful slathered onto whatever there is to slather it onto it, the wooden plank on which your steak, yucca, plantain and so on are served gives eating here a nice Flintstonian touch, and the cheap steak is everything a cheap steak should be, which is, charred and salty and meaty, I particularly like meat in my meat. I have but one complaint. Imagine you went into a French bistro, and had the following conversation:
YOU: I'll have the coq au vin.
WAITER: The... huh?
YOU: Coke oh van.
WAITER: Sorry... don't really speak French...
YOU: Coo kho vehn. Coal coal bin. Cuckoo Ben-- oh look, here. Coq au vin.
WAITER: Ah! I see.
And ten minutes later he brings you the boeuf bourguignon.
I ordered the New York strip. It's number two on the menu. "New York strip" meant nothing to her, so I pointed to number two. And ten minutes later I got the ribeye steak and chicken combo.
Mind you, it wasn't bad. The ribeye wasn't a New York strip, but it was pretty good and the chicken was really good. But I just don't understand how something can be number two on the menu, one of the words is steak as in the phrase Colombian Steak House which is painted on the FRONT of the place, yes it's a foreign language to her but it's probably one of the two or three most ordered items in the restaurant for crying out loud, and I'm met with a stare of comprehension such as if I had asked for the Pork Neck Larb or ordered in Cockney rhyming slang or Klingon.
But, this certain randomness in the ordering process aside... El Llano is well worth a visit.
El Llano
3941 N Lincoln
773-868-1708
Brasa Roja
3125 W. Montrose
773-866-225