Uni,
Though it does me some slight pain to endorse publicly a corporate, chain establishment, you've thrown me the proverbial grapefruit and given me a chance to plug a business which suits your qualifications to a tee. The Caribou Coffee outlet on Halsted and Maxwell is an almost ideal spot, in my estimation, to have coffee, read, study, hang out, and chill. To their credit, Caribou, while not quite the Un-Starbuck's, has definitely gone the extra mile to make their Cafes genuinely cozy and relaxed, with a product that is totally respectable. The fact that my best friend happens to be the General Manager of this particular outlet makes me a bit biased, but I think the other LTH'ers who have visited the Halsted/Maxwell Caribou would agree that it just might be the best chain coffeeshop in town. Joe Basilone, the aforementioned best friend/manager, runs a very tight ship and a cleaner, fresher, more friendly Coffee, Inc. - type spot you will not find. The outdoor patio is nice when weather permits, but, really, a cuppa whatever, enjoyed in one of Caribou's easy chairs next to the roaring fire on a dreary, cold day is quite nice. Naturally, the environment is altogther too bright (the color scheme, I mean) and the company has its own line of so-cutesy-you-want-to-vomit products, but ignore these things, go for the tried and true, and you'll be most pleased, methinks. If Joe happens to be working, by all means drop the Hungryrabbi's name (or just say the drummer from Vini and the Demons if you can't bring yourself to say Hungryrabbi in public) for that extra-special, insider's-only level of service.
But if you just can't bring yourself to go to a chain coffee place (and are looking for something closer to Wickah Pahk), I'd recommend a new place, Millennium Cafe, on Chicago Ave. One of Joe's ex-employees, Ali, opened up recently (with Joe's blessing; in fact, I believe he even found the real estate for her) with big ambitions and a very thorough knowledge of coffee. The place is a curiosity in and of itself: in what looks like a former furniture showroom or funeral parlor (the floorspace is easily 2,000 Sq. Feet), Ali has designed a funky, patchwork menagerie of English drawing room meets 1960's rec room meets Pee Wee's Playhouse. The only drawback is that the space might be too big (it's hard to feel
gemuetlich when the coffee counter is 30 feet away and every footfall echoes like the Cloisters), but the beverages are top notch, the people friendly, and, hey, she's just getting started, so throw her a bone, wontcha? I don't have the exact address, but it's on the same stretch of Chicago Ave, between Ashland and Noble, that has Cafe Central, Green Zebra, and Playa del Mar. Greenview is the closest cross-street, I believe. So get juiced up, Uni, and say hi to the other sea creatures and German college students for me.
- Nervousrabbi