Well, as they say -- the honeymoon's over.
My husband and I just returned from our honeymoon in Turkey on Wednesday night. It was a two week bus tour during which we saw most of the highlights of the country (The Aegean cost, the Mediterranean, Ephesus, Cappadocia, Ankara and finally Istanbul). I know what you're thinking -- and you're right. It was EXTREMELY romantic. I mean, how many of you have had the chance to share a twelve hour bus ride with your new spouse and 24 geriatric tourists?
But enough about my good fortune . . . let's talk about the food.
At each hotel, we had what I think is a typical turkish breakfast. There were generally an assortment of semi-sweet breads and several different types of fresh cheeses. Most of them were very feta-like. Every buffet also featured at least two types of olives. However, the star of the breakfast table most certainly had to be the yogurt. There was always a big bowl of fresh yogurt with an assortment of jams for mixing. Some places had yogurt mixed with sesame oil, which I was not brave enough to try. No turkish coffee in the mornings. Most places we went to had a Nescafe machine as sop for the tourists.
We were generally on the bus when lunchtime rolled around. Our tourguide would stop at roadside restaurants. Most of these were cafeteria or buffet-style. One or two had table service. After consulting my guidebook, I think that these type of places are called "Lokantas" (although our guide never referred to them as such). Most of these places served an assortment of salads, buttered rice, and some stewed vegetables (always eggplant and something else). A specialty seemed to be eggplant with ground beef. My poor husband was appalled by this combination for some reason. My favorite meal at these roadside joints was on the road between Ankara and Istanbul where I was served three of the tenderest little lamb chops for a cost of 9 turkish lire (about $6.50).
On several occasions we got to have dinner away from the tour group. This gave us a chance to visit some local restaurants. In Izmir we went to a competent Italian restaurant with a beautiful view of the Aegean. My favorite meal was in Antalya (on the Mediterranean) at a kebab place in the old city. We sat outside and ordered the mixed grill. Our waiter seemed to be working overtime to please us. Along with our enormous tray o' meat, he also struck a match to a glass-full of cleaning solution, so that we could have a green torch on our table. So kind of him. Then, after dinner, he wrapped our coffee cups in napkins and set THEM on fire. What a showman! We left him a big tip and hurried away before he tried to light us on fire.
My one problem with Turkey is that they have no pork products. In my logical mind, I knew that this would be the case. However, my heart and soul protested everytime they tried to offer me a piece of veal ham. Dear God.