my suggestion of Crew wasn't a joke... if any post here was a joke, it was the suggestion of john barleycorn's when the OP was looking for a "non trixie" establishment, among other criteria... the "non trixie" criteria would seem to eliminate just about any bar in lincoln park, lakeview, wrigleyville, etc that caters to a straight crowd... the crowd at crew probably varies a lot based off of what events are going on at the time, but i can assure you its never a "trixie" crowd... and i know plenty of straight people who go there, even without having gay companions (mostly female though.. but btw the OP seems to have been female).
As far as him not liking the food (if this is what he was saying even)... to each his own. it is a bar. so it is bar food. bar food isn't usually anything to write home about, i just said its "above average" bar food in my experience. i've been to plenty of lincoln parkesque bars and had plenty of food that was much, much worse. i've actually had a few things at crew that were quite good. my favorite item though, is the pulled pork nachos...
http://www.worldsgreatestbar.com/menu.htm they also have interesting drinks (the beergarita seems to be a signature, though i've never actually had it)...+ they have daily pitcher specials. And the service is good.
Besides, it couldn't have been that bad "Bill" ...you went back a second time?