This business just opened in the long empty space once occupied by an Au Bon Pain at the base of my office building (500 W. Monroe.)
Now, despite the name, I do not entertain visions of seafood risotti, fegato a la veneziana and single vinyard Soave and Valpolicella. Just something on the plane of say, Blackie's or La Cocina, but with an Italian accent, however faint, to add one option to the very short list decent local lunches. (My definition of local is pretty severe-- more or less a 2 block radius. Greektown counts as a whole excursion.)
Sadly, based on the menu a colleague just handed me, a sudden frost of doubt threatens the vinyard of my hopes. I offer the following excerpts for contemplation and for odds-making:
Sauces: "Majestic" - A combination of our tomato-basil and Alfredo sauces.
Pizza Slices: "Calabrase" (
sic.) (Hot Peppers)
Salads: "Pollo ala Oregano"---Colored rotini, fresh chicken, celery & red peppers in our
creamy oregano/lime dressing (italics mine)
Cajun Chicken Pasta Salad (
a la veneziana?) ---Colored rotini, fresh chicken, celery & red peppers in our
creamy cajun dressing
"Create your own Omelette (Frittata)"
And yet, there is an ingenuousness and convincing (if confused) sincerity to declarations like:
"Whenever possible we use locally grown and/or organic produce. We also prepare our salads with extra virgin olive oil. This allows us to use smaller quantities in our dressing thus greatly reducing fat and cholesterol content."
"We also use only fresh (never frozen) meat and poultry, delivered to us daily. The VENICE CAFE believes in the traditional Italians (
sic) concepts of freshness and quality."
At this point, my hope is that out of this vast array---if one avoids the Cajun Cassoulet Alfredo (or whatever) ---one may find a simple, well executed sauce, a fresh, tasty sandwich, and maybe even an acceptable slice of pizza. If their meat isn't pre-cooked/frozen stuff, if they get in some decent bread....maybe...
I plan to explore sometime next week. (Anyone want to come along?)[/i]
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