This time, I want to let it ripen naturally in a cool, dry place for several months.
Bill,
You may be naturally quite ill after the ripening process.
Years ago when I took food preservations classes via the University of Illinois Extension; which took 2 years of gentle reminders to get a class. They were talking about the higher incidence of food poisonings in Europe largely from these traditional methods of preservation.
I remember answering questions to the public at the Ravinia Festival when it hosted the Best of the Midwest Produce program. These gentleman had made a large quantity of pesto sealed merely by a layer of oil the weekend before. They had already been sitting on their shelves for a week and they intended to eat it over the winter. They were major league annoyed, even angry, when I told them they now had a shelf full of spoiled pesto. I make pesto, then throw them into ice cube trays and freeze.
Our employee in Moscow had a large metal box buried under his garage for preservation of foods. He and his wife would spend hours putting up tomatoes by simply pouring them into jars and sealing with a twist. I was explaining to them my process, which they thought was ridiculously over involved. Well, my tomatoes lasted into the next summer stored at room temperature in hermetically sealed jars. They had a collection of fizzy tomatoes in mid Winter.
I have a Czech friend who pickles mushrooms and seals it with oil. He then puts it in an extra refrigerator to keep it cool. I have an Italian friend who also seals it with oil and leaves it in the basement. I eat the Czech pickled mushrooms and pass on the Italian's unless freshly made, which is not when a pickled product is at its best.
I have a friend who lives nearby who regularly hangs wild fowl. She does not consider them ready for the table until the ripening has progressed enough for the body to drop to the floor while the head is still tied. Fergus Henderson also uses this traditional method and serves the ripened fowl in his restaurant.
While some of these traditional methods might work, I feel like the shift commander on Hill Street Blues: "Let's be careful out there!" (really, I'd hate for anything to happen to you)
Regards,