What to Drink with Orchids & Scorpions: Notebaert CenterShort answer: as much as possible.
Now, my working philosophy of strange food is that I will eat anything twice. With orchids and scorpions, it's now one down and one to go.
Cal Dennison, a Redwood Creek winemaker, and Gene Rurka, 'exotic food expert,' were on hand tonight at the Notebaert Nature Center to feed us (me, The Wife, C2, Crazy C, and a hundred or so others) such "adventure foods" as orchids dipped in champagne batter and served with a honey orange dipping sauce, scorpions served on endive and herb cheese, as well as crickets and rattlesnake.
Me, I was there for the orcs and scorps.
I've long been an orchid enthusiast, and I must admit, admiring their beauty, I've often thought it would be nice to eat them. Tonight, I had my chance, and I must say that for flowers, they were good - but almost anything would be good when fried in champagne (or even beer) batter. I also had a tempura rose or two, which had an interesting citrus-y interior that balanced well with the fried exterior. For these fried flowers, I preferred the Redwood Creek 2003 Sauvignon Blanc (the sweet acid values were right for delicate fried things)
The scorpions, well, I guess I have to eat them again just to live up to my motto. It was a little freaky eating a poisonous insect, but hey, if I'm ever lost in the rain in Juarez, I may have to fry up few of these suckers, and if I do, I'll be emotionally prepared for the event. They were not great (you may be shocked to hear) - and it helped having C2 cheerlead us all to suck them down in one bite ('On three'). At the risk of sounding terribly ethnocentric, I don't think most people eat insects unless they have to. Given the choice between fried potatoes (or yams) and fried bugs, wouldn't most of the people in the world go with the spuds? I know, I know, I'm only projecting my personal tastes on all other Earthlings, but there's just not a lot of taste with most of the insects (and their larvae) that I've eaten. It's kind of fun to eat them, but it's much more fun to talk about eating them after the fact. For the scorps, as well as the crickets (which were in a sweet cream cheese sauce and pastry shell), the 2002 Syrah was my choice, and the fruit seemed to work well with these creamy concoctions.
With an open bar, there were all kinds of wines available (e.g, Merlot, Cabs, etc.), but I doubt that Redwood Creek will be boasting on their labels 'Tastes Great with Arachnida!'
After the lush buffet (they had loads of other stuff there: grilled white asparagus, funny tomato and avocado kabobs, ham, paper-thin beet chips), we went upstairs to listen to a young man talk about his passion for trout. He was excellent, and really made me hungry for trout.
All in all, a marvelous event, and thanks be to Notebaert.
Afterwards, The Wife persuaded me to go to the butterfly zoo, which I did, and as I watched this lush blue creature flutter over my head, all I could think was: I wonder how that tastes.
Hammond